Enough nonsense, back to rhymes. I'm too lazy to right a new one right now, so here's one from when me and Warren battled, for all you young bucks that don't remember.
Let's go 10 rounds, I've got the stamina, da*n, I stand as man
Yeah you got a gat but shoot blanks like Tae-Bo's cameraman
You can't handle me man, my vocabulary slashes capillaries
So now you're imaginary, you don't wanna be my adversary
Beause I have to bury every punk MC on this microphone
Send them straight into next week packaged in styrofoam
You better hire a clone if you're prone to living and breathing
Beecause i'm giving a beating to you mischevious weaklings
Seeing is believing, so here I am Warren - right in your face
Fighting ain't a waste and that's where my writing is based
You're hiding your face, I got Warren shook like a British nanny
Whip out my dick and touch your girls clitoris through her panties
You're a fu*in pansy, my pencil slices your central ventricle
Aneurysms - you're havin' em until you're a mental vegetable
Use my tenticles to get at you from every possible angle
So I can make sure that I leave your bloody body mangled
It's not a fable how easily I can stab you in the abdomen
Move faster than E. Honda, he can vouch for my acumen
Let's battle in the Vatican and the Pope would vote for me
If he had anything else to say I'd choke him with his rosary
All potential foes to be will suffer the sheer wrath I posses
Carve out your vocal cords so you're gasping for breath
I guess I passed the test, my words crush ya skull cavity
Then I savagely remove all your brains by pullin gravity
I'm glad to see you're still rappin', it gives me another reason
To turn into a demon leavin' you bludgeoned and screaming
I love when I see this, my real Arabic name is Bin Laden
I'll hang your body on the ceiling so my kids can play pinata
It's gotten to be so easy, so why do I bother -- I love rap
But more than that I love slayin' and drinking the bloodbath
There's no need to come back Warren, this shit is over
I'm always on top like I'm a glass and you're the coaster