"Able to kill small animals and annoying children."
But expect an "ad campaign" (i.e. massive forum spamming) starting soon, in which I will completely overestimate the capabilities of the drivers, claim to own many patents when in fact they are just rebadged products, attempt to make a complete *** of myself by arguing with members in a high-school'ish fashion, and then follow that up with some flat out lies to cover my tracks. Hopefully during that timeframe I can find the time to royally screw over both friends, business associates and customers. But through that process, your obsurd question will be answered with an equally obsurd and completely unrealistic answer.