Something to tell you guys...i couldnt go hard :(

[cm2658 10+ year member]

xanax also causes that to happen..

what i recommend is make sure shes around right when you wake up and take care of her before you take taht first piss of the day.. you still got morning wood right??

option 2: viagra/cialis/extenze/smilin bob shit/vicodin/any other opiate to get ur flag to stand at attention

option 3: new GF, but i dont think its her but ya never know

option 4: ******* //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[cm2658 10+ year member]

seriously just get some vicodin or oxycontin or percocet or heroin or morphine or wtfever else you can get a hold of, take it and then an hour later you will be able to plow fields with your schlong

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

and now since i broke up with her... shes begging me to come back

i dont get it sometimes

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

Now this thread is 3 pages long //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

now this thread is 3 pages long //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i know!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Glock17 10+ year member]

When they say "we're going to go do it" my second head inflates in less than 6 seconds flat.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Viagra WTF man, good for slapping fatties skin for 4 hours at least. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Long_Wang9740 10+ year member]

aw man the same thing happened to a pal about a month ago.....but that was cause the chick was chunkier ***** than when she had clothes on and she was one of the "I don't go down there" types.....my best advice is eat alotta oysters before you ****.....your shit will be up for her next time trust me.

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

xanax also causes that to happen..

what i recommend is make sure shes around right when you wake up and take care of her before you take taht first piss of the day.. you still got morning wood right??

option 2: viagra/cialis/extenze/smilin bob shit/vicodin/any other opiate to get ur flag to stand at attention

option 3: new GF, but i dont think its her but ya never know

option 4: ******* //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

was this the first time you guys tried to bone?

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

well being an ex-chemical engineering student i have quite the background on how drugs work, if you want to rock her shit find some epinephrine, its common in most OTC nasal sprays, its legal, and if you want to role play princess and knight or whatever floats your boat you will now have a meat lance to save her with //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

If your doc is cool ask him for some.

edit: or i can teach you how to make any poppy based drug, heroin, morphine, oxycontin, benzoylmethleconine (cocaine)... etc.

also avocado is a natural aphrodisiac, eat few cores and you be able to hump more than the dog in click

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

i dont really have my own doc... i just see whoever is avaviable when i really need to see a docter.

but i like how this is still going on even with what i said earlier

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

i dont really have my own doc... i just see whoever is avaviable when i really need to see a docter.
but i like how this is still going on even with what i said earlier

about your ex? im being serious about the epinephrine, also expect it this is the internet

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

oh i dont doubt that it would make my dick hard

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

oh and the part i was talking about is that i dumped this chick yesterday

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

GO Hard... wit this Natural Simone