Something to tell you guys...i couldnt go hard :(

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

well she seem to be upset about it... questioning where my heads (the one that is on my shoulder) at
and i was just talking to my ex and it sounds like she wants me back

so i now have a fallback

if you cant get it up just give her the attention for the night. get her off enough and she wont care if you're hard or not.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Drink Two Spike Shooters = 600 mg caffeine, then try.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

there the dark and light green pills that smell and taste like ass, and 3 times a day every 8 hours...i have to take them for another day

lulz. You had worse shit then me, you can take them all at once, it wont hurt anything. They give humans green ones and they give animals dark red and light red ones. I actually got an infected hair thing and i didnt have any laying around so i took my dogs perscription lulz. Shit works. If you take them quick enough they dont taste too bad lol.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Thats where you grab the closest maglite and tell her you dont need to be hard yo.

 

[kwitcherbichin 10+ year member]

meds will do that, so will beer. just think about your favorate sub and you will be all set.

lmfao^

 

[obrien202 10+ year member]

You could try straightening your penis out and put something solid in your piss hole. I would only go down so far though, you will know the spot because it will hurt like hell, just a thought.......

i cringed thinking about that thanks!

I'd ask her for a rimjob.... a little ring around the starfish is good times..

you have been thanked

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

this is four pages about ca members concerned about your penis.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

time for a new girlfriend

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

this is four pages about ca members concerned about your penis.

2 pages n00b

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

2 pages n00b

4 noob, gtfo! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

if you cant get it up just give her the attention for the night. get her off enough and she wont care if you're hard or not.

well she did seem to care... cause she wouldnt let me go down there if i wasnt hard

lulz. You had worse shit then me, you can take them all at once, it wont hurt anything. They give humans green ones and they give animals dark red and light red ones. I actually got an infected hair thing and i didnt have any laying around so i took my dogs perscription lulz. Shit works. If you take them quick enough they dont taste too bad lol.

well im glad im done with that stuff, and my infection is gone

this is four pages about ca members concerned about your penis.

it lets me know that you guys truely care about another CA member

Thanks guys

time for a new girlfriend

This is the best thing i think ive heard, cause idk if anyof you guy really care about my personal life but, I dumped her today... And as soon as i did if felt like 23947293847293 pounds of shit was lifted off of me, and i was super happy for the rest of the day! maybe my subconcious knew something i didnt.

2 pages n00b

u sure you know how to work this thing they call the internet?

4 noob, gtfo! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Yeah, cause i sure see 4

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

Piihb

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

i like the blue pill

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

major problem, well i think... last night me and my GF were messing around and when the time came i just couldnt get hard... i could only get a 1/2 chub. Now ive been on some meds for the last week (cephalexin 500mg and some ibuprofen) i read that meds may sometimes interfear with getting hard, but i dont know about them. i tried relaxing and calming down but i just couldnt go anywhere. And guys... im not gay! exit only!
U guy have any suggestions?

And P.S. ^All this shit above is serious^

is it a new g/f?

 

[Ridintwo6s 10+ year member]

pass her my way ill see if she is the "problem"

:lol: