Something Crazy or I'm Delusional

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Well, tat don't sound so bad... Once I got drunk and thought there were aliens attacking so I hid underneath my truck all night long.

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

cool

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

It was your dog and you was half asleep.

My wife called me at work once and swore she just saw a drill bit come up from the floor and a microphone poke out of the hole. She Nailed the entire basement shut from the outside. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

It was your dog and you was half asleep.


My wife called me at work once and swore she just saw a drill bit come up from the floor and a microphone poke out of the hole. She Nailed the entire basement shut from the outside. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

one word.....divorce

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

It was your dog and you was half asleep.


My wife called me at work once and swore she just saw a drill bit come up from the floor and a microphone poke out of the hole. She Nailed the entire basement shut from the outside. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

That's effin awesome.

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

This thread ****ing sucks.
your story ****ing sucks.

end your life now.

PMS FTL.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Drugs? Would have been a good high.

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

dont be a *****

I guess you've never had an encounter with a opposum. If being a ***** means I keep my toes and don't get the shit bit out of me and the possibility of getting rabies, then so be it.

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

and yes, the idiot brother left the door open while he was outside in his car getting high.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Possoms are mean as hell. They will actually chase your ***. And you better not get in its way. They are pretty tough bastards.

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

one word.....divorce

I married her cause she crazy like that. Im boring so if she was boring too that would just ****.

I think she needed some sleep. 2 weeks with a newborn had her friggin tripping.

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

I had one hiss and try to attack the door one night just because I opened the door and it was trying to get in the trash. That's why when I'm driving home at night and they are in the road I go out of my way to swerve and run them over.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Well, tat don't sound so bad... Once I got drunk and thought there were aliens attacking so I hid underneath my truck all night long.

Acid???

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

Possoms are mean as hell. They will actually chase your ***. And you better not get in its way. They are pretty tough bastards.

Opossums play dead untill you have them cornered "playing opossum". Maybe opossums in CA are crazy or rabid. If you see them in the daylight there is something majorly wrong with them cause they are nocturnal. Badgers on the other hand arent scared of jack ****. Had one attack our van at work one time, while it was moving.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Acid???

Corona, Kaluha, a hit of weed and a lack of sleep = acid