Somebody talk me down

[neo_styles 10+ year member]

How close do they watch you? If they just send you in with the cup and wait for you to come out, you can get this stuff called Monkey Business from a head shop. Stuff is completely synthetic but will even pass lab tests. Just tape the pouch to your leg and use that.

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

How close do they watch you? If they just send you in with the cup and wait for you to come out, you can get this stuff called Monkey Business from a head shop. Stuff is completely synthetic but will even pass lab tests. Just tape the pouch to your leg and use that.

Yeah, i just empty my pockets and go into the bathroom. Its an office job, so this test is more of a formality than a necessity, seeing as I don't handle heavy equipment.

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

If you want to work where they test, DON'T take drugs...duh...lol.

 

[T.I.K. 10+ year member]

If you want to work where they test, DON'T take drugs...duh...lol.

It's not a big deal, I was kinda tweaking out about it earlier because of lack of sleep. I realized I'll be fine.

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

DETOX... Works everytime

 

[dumpbeast86 10+ year member]

Google told me to drink bleach, so that's what I'm going to do.

good idea. about 3 cups should take care of any future drug tests

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Don't do it bro!

 

[GAMEOVERCCA 10+ year member]

Google told me to drink bleach, so that's what I'm going to do.

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yes make sure to drink the whole bottle.

 

[tdford5 10+ year member]

google told me to drink bleach, so that's what i'm going to do.

wtf.

 

[PapaGeno21 10+ year member]

Don't do drugs?

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

smoke another blunt //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[cfox10 10+ year member]

Take off that bullshitt speed test in your sig

Lol, my entire city is connected with direct fiber optics to tons of the major ISP's. It's not BS, we get excellent speeds.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

drink vinegar and squirt douche up your *****

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

The vinegar will work, but it's like drinking a cup of putrified a55.

 

[Timmy13091 10+ year member]

They're the quick instant drug tests. It's for my job. yeah, I chug water anyway.

Years back my mom hit me with one when I walked in from a blunt route... And I chugged water and passed it u can **** straight water and pass the store bought ones u should be fine