So the girlfriend went off the deep end..

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

Yeah there's nothing better then jackin it and wasting all your money on CA and you relize you're not cool cuz you can make some boom boom noises and you're not in the bed room... Get a CA girl there the shit man, my x gf(we just split up cuz I was living MN) she use to work on CA with me not get crazy involed but she use to chat and hand me tools and ask questions, it was very nice.

.....and her dick was bigger than yours

 

[kingkongjr 10+ year member]

you catch her giving oral to this guy?

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Yeah there's nothing better then jackin it and wasting all your money on CA and you relize you're not cool cuz you can make some boom boom noises and you're not in the bed room... Get a CA girl there the shit man, my x gf(we just split up cuz I was living MN) she use to work on CA with me not get crazy involed but she use to chat and hand me tools and ask questions, it was very nice.

So you'd rather yank yer crank and spend money on sounds than tap some poon? You sir are a retard.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

So you'd rather yank yer crank and spend money on sounds than tap some poon? You sir are a retard.

I'm surprised you understood what he said. I took it, he went boom boom on his GF. A Cleveland steamer if you will.

 

[blackxj 10+ year member]

x2 drink your self to oblivian....that always helps.....or go to the bar get hammered and bring home a fat girl...lol thatll get ur mind off her

 

[AVSTANG02]

I think I'm going to focus my spare time towards beer and CA.com again..

You ever seen Kari sweets scene with Girls Gone Wild?

Sucks she never gets *****..

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

So you'd rather yank yer crank and spend money on sounds than tap some poon? You sir are a retard.

lol and is this any suprise?!

 

[Enellz 10+ year member]

.....and her dick was bigger than yours

It was cold that day...lol

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Yeah there's nothing better then jackin it and wasting all your money on CA and you relize you're not cool cuz you can make some boom boom noises and you're not in the bed room... Get a CA girl there the shit man, my x gf(we just split up cuz I was living MN) she use to work on CA with me not get crazy involed but she use to chat and hand me tools and ask questions, it was very nice.

She was not interested in CA. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif She was into you.

 

[Hii Im Justin 10+ year member]

holy bee