So my new professor is a dumba**...

[MorningWood]

Man, that sux that your prof is incapable of distinguishing between the topic that you wanted to present and one about say, different bongs. I could understand if you were in Jr High -- but dam, college?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Here's another topic that we could probably write for you.
"Why are all white people racist?"

White devils.

 

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

What college are you at?

buff state