So my new professor is a dumba**...

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

So my eng professor is in the hospital and out for the rest of the semester. We got this new teacher who is a complete a hole. We have to write a paper on something we are interested about in a question form. He called on each of us to see what we have an idea about. I wanted my topic to be something like "What is so bad about legalizing marijuana?" As so as I said that he's like no, nope your not doing it on marijuana. Thats not something you want to advertize. He said what else do you havem, and I told him nothing and I thought it was a pretty good topic. Then I was just about to argue my point that it has a lot of information and facts on the topic and it is a interesting controversial subject. Before I could say anything he called on the next person.

Then like three more people told him their ideas and they sounded retarded. It has to be seven to ten pages. This one kid had no clue what he was talking about and said "I I want to write it on like soccer, and like how it is not popular in America." The professor said "Yea thats a great interesting idea." This pissed me off soo much.

So I went to talk to him after class about my idea and asked why my topic was not allowed or if i worded the title wrong. He said no no marijuana pick something else, in a real bitc*hy way. So I said how about "What are the different types of subwoofer enclosures available and how do they affect sound?" He then asked me what is the purpose of a subwoofer. I told him to produce lower frequencies or bass. He still had no idea what I was talking about. I told him "yea I build enclosures for subwoofers, like the ones you put in your car..." "You can produced different sounds by building different subwoofer enclosures...". He then said "O so then your a technician? I'd do a paper on car acoustics of the stereo or something along those lines, I'm not seeing where your going with the "subwoofers." I had no clue what he was talking about and that had nothing to do with my topic //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif.

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So now I need an idea that will have enough information to write 7 pages. Do you guys think "What goes into making a high end speaker" have enough stuff to write about? Shoot me some ideas.

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[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

that sux I just wrote a 6 page on the legalization of marijuana.....and for my exam we are watching BLOW and then writing on 1 out of 5 discussions about it

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

New paper title: "How do you kill a professor and get away with it?"

or. "Which hole does the professor's wife like it in?"

 

[Grinder1989 5,000+ posts]

I'd do it on "How do underqualified english teachers get jobs?"

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Write the paper on marijuana anyways and then if he fails you take it up with the dean of that department.

 

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

The guy is an idiot.

I got guns if you wanna shoot up your school.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Write it on under educated english professors and how they affect todays scholastic society.

Or censorship in america...

EDIT:Then hit up on topics such as your original in your paper //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Write a Informative paper Explaing every thing you can think of about a car audio system. That's what i did it was over 8 pages. be like "what components make up a car audio system?"

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

Is life better sober or intoxicated?

 

[DownSouth954 10+ year member]

Professors are usually pretty lenient when it comes to subjects like drugs, ***, and religion. Hell, I presented a one sided argument against Scientology in my Public Speaking course years ago and it was approved by the English department.

 

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

Or censorship in america...
EDIT:Then hit up on topics such as your original in your paper //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lol I'd love to somehow do that, but our other eng professor was the easiest teacher ever. Our semester is over in a month and he has no grades for us lol.

So basically this guy is grading us on this one paper and I think that's going to be our final grade. I don't want to piss him off and have him fail me. So i'm thinking something on speakers and what goes into building them (like name all the parts and define what they do and how important they are to the whole design) ?

Then i'm going to find and egg house when I get my paper back lol.

 

[solidcrowd 10+ year member]

Oh censorship is a **** good one. Good call. Write about your original idea, and the other ideas he shot down in the class.

Mine was the only one shot down. He made me look like a retard pot head lol just because my only idea was on marijuana. My friend was going to say "How did drugs affect music of the 70s" but he never called on him.

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Write a paper on bmxbikes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Grim 10+ year member]

What college are you at?