So my mom found out i smoke pot...

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

i lol'd

Eh I passed about 10 drug tests already while smoking everyday, but after the 1 time I fail, I just say **** it and quit.

 

[THUMPPER 10+ year member]

my dad did the same thing to me when I was about 13..he suspected

and completely went over board..I never smoked anything till I was 17

when I was about 28 I rolled a joint right in front of him and sparked it up

and offered him some..he denied it and his girlfriend reaches over and takes

the joint out of my had and starts smoking it.....

(I know darn well daddyo wanted to have a puff)//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Now my mom has found an endless amout of beer bottles under my bed. It was hard to ninja trash them so I just hid them all in my room lol. Then maybe every month I would get a huge trash bag, when I KNOW she is going to be gone for a while, then throw it in a dumpster.

shit! .... when i have friends over we drink in the garage. i just find an empty box and put all the cans in it and close it up, it looks like just another box of junk. then i stick it in the back of my truck and dump it on the way to work.

i should probably clean up any other incriminating evidence i have layin around....

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Why is your pipe named jenny?

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

my dad did the same thing to me when I was about 13..he suspectedand completely went over board..I never smoked anything till I was 17

when I was about 28 I rolled a joint right in front of him and sparked it up

and offered him some..he denied it and his girlfriend reaches over and takes

the joint out of my had and starts smoking it.....

(I know darn well daddyo wanted to have a puff)//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

heh. by the time im 28 maybe it'll be legal here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif that would ****in rock.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

shit! .... when i have friends over we drink in the garage. i just find an empty box and put all the cans in it and close it up, it looks like just another box of junk. then i stick it in the back of my truck and dump it on the way to work.
i should probably clean up any other incriminating evidence i have layin around....

You are the lucky one.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Why is your pipe named jenny?

it was made from a block of wood. its about 3/4"x3/4"x4". bout half inch bore for the bowl and a 1/8" hole on the end for the mouth piece. now you know why my friends didn't want it lol.

her full name is jenny from the block

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i like jenny, that way i can do a lil forest gump impression whenever i say it

"me and jenny was like peas and carrots"

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Wait, pager watch? You had a pager that you could wear on your wrist? That must have been later in the game yo.

Well the watch wasnt my first pager yo.. and besides they were expensive.. only real ballers had the watch.. and they were never that popular.. probably why they went out of business and it stopped working.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[eggyhustles 10+ year member]

My mom knows i smoke too..she doesn't like it much..but she doesn't care either..it's not like its herion or coke..

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

It seems like they would be somewhat popular.

I'd be down with a cellphone watch.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I wish I had cool parents like that. Im 19 and if my parents found out, they would still kill me. It would be so awesome to toke up with my dad lol.