So I'm sitting at an intersection....

I guess people where I live aren't used to stopping at red lights. Im headed to work at 5am the other morning. 4 lane road, 2 lanes each way, with a center median. Light turns yellow than red. I come to a normal stop, not sudden or anything, just brake and come to a stop in the right lane. A split second after I stop an Xterra that was coming up behind me careens around me on the left with loud screetching and tire smoke, fishtails, flys across the intersection against the red light, nearly spins, and manages to stop on the opposite side of the road facing an oncoming car which barely managed to stop too. He had to have been doing over 60 on this local surface road to have to stop like that. Then the idiot had to back up into the intersection (light's still red) to steer around the center median and get back on his side of the road. Id LOVE to have seen him try to explain that accident. Except he woulda either creamed me or hit a car in the opposing lane head on and caused someone ALOT of headaches.

Of course the cops are never around for that but around here they're ON TOP OF IT when it comes to people doing 75 with the rest of the traffic on local highways.

 
i cant complain, took a girl to the movies twice and both times i ended up going the worng way down a one way street in downtown fredericksburg. I felt like a dumbass, but i dont drift.
that must've turned her on hardcore

 
that must've turned her on hardcore
lol she didnt notice thank god, talk bout mood killer. Hey take off your pants BTW we couldve gotten in a fatal head-on accident back there. I just said shit both times and acted like i made a wrong turn and asked her to change CD's so she would see all the one way street signs that i failed to notice

STreet sign fail for me:crap:

 
i cant complain, took a girl to the movies twice and both times i ended up going the worng way down a one way street in downtown fredericksburg. I felt like a dumbass, but i dont drift.
Me and two friends were riding around one night and I didn't know how to get to a place. My friend deliberately tells me to turn on a road that he knew was one-way but I didn't. Once i make the turn he just starts busting out laughing and I was like wtf? Then I noticed how small the road was and the car coming towards me honking.

twas funny after it was said and done, but that was kind of shitty.

 
Me and two friends were riding around one night and I didn't know how to get to a place. My friend deliberately tells me to turn on a road that he knew was one-way but I didn't. Once i make the turn he just starts busting out laughing and I was like wtf? Then I noticed how small the road was and the car coming towards me honking.
twas funny after it was said and done, but that was kind of shitty.

he treid to wreck your ish

Jealous friends FTL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
i cant complain, took a girl to the movies twice and both times i ended up going the worng way down a one way street in downtown fredericksburg. I felt like a dumbass, but i dont drift.
I was trying to impress the CHP officer who was following me....too bad they weren't there to see me in action //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
Me and two friends were riding around one night and I didn't know how to get to a place. My friend deliberately tells me to turn on a road that he knew was one-way but I didn't. Once i make the turn he just starts busting out laughing and I was like wtf? Then I noticed how small the road was and the car coming towards me honking.
twas funny after it was said and done, but that was kind of shitty.
his door should flew open and your *** should've kick him out so you can see him laughing in your rearview.

 
lol she didnt notice thank god, talk bout mood killer. Hey take off your pants BTW we couldve gotten in a fatal head-on accident back there. I just said shit both times and acted like i made a wrong turn and asked her to change CD's so she would see all the one way street signs that i failed to notice
STreet sign fail for me:crap:
That's one way to go about it...another is to have her unbuckle her seatbelt and keep busy with the shifter. Watch out for speed bumps though, those things can be harsh.

 
I was trying to impress the CHP officer who was following me....too bad they weren't there to see me in action //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
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