So I'm getting kicked out...

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO do the dirty sanchez, and poop in the top part of the toilet!!!!! before you leave.

thhhat is horrible

 

[Joseph M 10+ year member]

lol the smell is horrid

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

i dont agree with how fshanda said it but they are right.... you live under someone elses roof wether blinded by the woman or not he does make the rules. he does not have to bend. feel fortunate for what you do have. I got kicked out when i was seven years old no bullshit. i moved from lockup to lock up and foster home to foster home. i lived in the back of my 89 chevy celebrity when i was 17 but oh buddy it bumped like a mutha..... my advice.... either follow his and her rules no matter how much you dislike them, or sell your system and get a place. a stereo is a luxury and there are times in life when you need to focus on necessities and your NEEDS before you can have your luxuries. it worked well for me.... after i "grew up" that is. i now have a great marriage and a wife who supports my stereo competing and am doing real well. Life is unfair most of the time, but with maturity and growing up you will realize that things happen for a reason and usually it is to better yourself. good luck and hope you dont take offense, cause as i said i have been there.

 

[Speedbump3]

Because my room isn't "clean enough" for my dad's wife. What a ****.
I'm 19, I work full time, albiet only 3 days a week, and I can't afford anything better/bigger than a studio apartment.

I live in PGA Village right now, which is a super nice gated community with nothing but old fvcks. I keep getting these "tickets" (rent-a-cop) for illegal parking, speeding, wreckless driving, and running stop signs. The speed limit is 29 mph, I kid you not, and I've gotten reported for doing 35. And I don't run stop signs in the neighborhood, my car is a manual, and I usually just engine brake until about 5 mph, and keep going, at 3 am in the morning, but the guard at the West gate is a ***. One of them is a unhappy white dude with some serious issues, and the other one is a racist black guy who hates white people.

The last "ticket" they wrote me said something l like "Has no respect for anyone but himself and should be permanetly banned from PGA Village." Because one night I was bumping the system and he heard me, even though I turned it down before I pulled into the complex.

So I cause no problems at the house, mind my own business, never trash the house/kitchen, never play loud music, don't drink or smoke, but I have dirty laundry and my bathroom isn't spotless 24/7

I'm fvcked.

Oh, and the stupid cvnt leaves her braws and half eaten bowls of cereal around the house for DAYS at a time, and I have a half a can of soda in my room from the night before and I'm a slob? And her fat *** is too lazy to switch her laundry, so I end up doing it so I can wash my clothes.

Did I mention she ran into my car, in the driveway, and caused $1200 in damage? That was about 5 months ago, and my car still isn't fixed. They "don't have the money", yet they can afford to go on little romantic get-aways.

Unreal.

When I first moved in a year ago my dad told me I can keep my room HOWEVER I want it, as long as I keep the door closed, which I do. He said I can live here rent free as long as I'm in school, which I am. I even offered to pay a couple hundred $$ a month so they would shut the fvck up, but he refuses to accept it.

You deserve it. Keeping your room clean isn't that hard and you seem to be a drain on our society anyway.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I think you've told us everything we need to know. You don't run stop lights but you also don't completely stop at them. You don't bump your music loud but you have to turn it down as he can hear you from far away. You don't speed but you do 35 in a 29. You aren't dirty but you don't exactly have a clean bathroom.

Jesus christ dude, do you take responsibility for anything ?

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

lmfao

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

if all you can afford is a studio....get a studio..

if you work full time in three days a week....get another job the other four days a week...

 

[Speedbump3]

I think you've told us everything we need to know. You don't run stop lights but you also don't completely stop at them. You don't bump your music loud but you have to turn it down as he can hear you from far away. You don't speed but you do 35 in a 29. You aren't dirty but you don't exactly have a clean bathroom.
Jesus christ dude, do you take responsibility for anything ?

He's probably intelligent but doesn't have a clue.

if all you can afford is a studio....get a studio..
if you work full time in three days a week....get another job the other four days a week...

BRILLIANT!

 

[its_a_sleeper 10+ year member]

youth.... you gotta love it...

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

oh noez someone is going into the real world!

I am willing to bed almost anything judging from OP's post that daddy will be willing to pay for rent for you anyway or at least the first few months and probably even after than.

Anywhere you have 24 hour security, have to drive through a 'gate' to get into your neighborhood and live someplace called 'PGA Village' you are loaded!

Good luck and I am sure you will get used to it after the initial shock.

 

[HellsRise 10+ year member]

Me thinks daddy doesn't make the money in the family, or else he wouldn't be with that ugly *****.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Me thinks that the wife is being a b!tch because she can't get laid.

 

[Tom Gralewski 10+ year member]

'I vote for your old man to kick that ***** out and find a new woman

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO do the UPPER DECKER, and poop in the top part of the toilet!!!!! before you leave.

fixed for accuracy. he'd have to stick a finger in her butt to do a dirty sanchez and even his DAD won't do that.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[Zakerid 10+ year member]

I don't run stop signs in the neighborhood, my car is a manual, and I usually just engine brake until about 5 mph, and keep going, at 3 am in the morning

That is running a stop sign //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

The last "ticket" they wrote me said something l like "Has no respect for anyone but himself and should be permanetly banned from PGA Village." Because one night I was bumping the system and he heard me, even though I turned it down before I pulled into the complex.

Sounds like you have no respect //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

I think my old boss retired to that community too.