So I talked to a crazy homeless guy tonight...

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Im sure. It would be interesting to hear the stories of the local ones in my area. I see them all the time.
It would be awkard though I think.

go to a one of those salvation army stores...and pick out some old worn and tathered clothing....don't bathe for a week....dress to fit in...they will have plenty of stories to share...keep a hidden tape recorder ...and if you have access a hidden camera...it will be worth the effort...may even make a good documentary out of it for HBO or PBS //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like you left a brother without hooking him up with his 40oz money for the night.
Shame on you.

x2

 

[mbaoo]

A few months back. I was doing a 3 point turn in the middle of the road to turn around. There were no cars coming so I figured why not.

While I was finishing the turn and pulling out to go straight, this drunk hobo on a bike comes flying right in front of me and I smash into him. His bike hit my right front bumper and he went flying onto the pavement.

I thought I killed him at first. I was terrified. Two neighbors came out who witnessed it all. One was on my side that it wasnt my fault (which is wasnt), and the other lady was saying I should go to jail and get sued and a bunch of other bullshit.

Long story short. The guy bailed out and rode off before the parametics or cops could arrive. So nothing became of it.

Now my car has a crazy battle scar.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

A few months back. I was doing a 3 point turn in the middle of the road to turn around. There were no cars coming so I figured why not.
While I was finishing the turn and pulling out to go straight, this drunk hobo on a bike comes flying right in front of me and I smash into him. His bike hit my right front bumper and he went flying onto the pavement.

I thought I killed him at first. I was terrified. Two neighbors came out who witnessed it all. One was on my side that it wasnt my fault (which is wasnt), and the other lady was saying I should go to jail and get sued and a bunch of other bullshit.

Long story short. The guy bailed out and rode off before the parametics or cops could arrive. So nothing became of it.

Now my car has a crazy battle scar.

now that would've been a cool vid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[fuster 10+ year member]

now that would've been a cool vid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[mbaoo]

Hah. Yea, it would of. A bunch of people sorta showed up to see what the commotion was about and such. The whole ordeal lasted about 20 minutes. I gave him 10 bucks for hitting him with my car. There wasnt much else I could do. He was bleeding from his forehead and stuff.

He had a friend, who also on a bike that showed up like 20 seconds later. He was probably drunk as well as he was saying how it was funny and stuff. He didnt blame me though.

I will see if I can find a pic of my bumper.

EDIT: Heres my bumper. You may or may not be able to tell. But those horizontal grey gashes are actually carved into my bumper. It looks a bit worse now as it has chipped and cracked.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

now that would've been a cool vid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Yes. We need vids, right meow.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

should have let him sit in on a couple of burps.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

should have let him sit in on a couple of burps.

Then I'd be spending weeks trying to get that homeless smell out of my truck. I don't need that shit...