So I talked to a crazy homeless guy tonight...

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

and thought he was going to kill my fiancee, her friend, and myself.

We were sitting on a bench by the court house that's in the middle of the square(surrounded by bars/shops/etc) where I live, having some coffee from the local hippie coffee shop, and along comes this wing nut. He asks for money, and of course we don't give him any. It seemed like he was retarded, but turns out he's an alcoholic and drunk off his ***.

He then acted as if he was about to walk on, but stopped and started talking about how he's all homeless and how he's never going to get back what he once had.

I made the mistake of asking "What happened?"

He then said "I can't tell you because you'll hold it against me", and made me promise that I wouldn't hold it against him...which made me think he's a murderer and that the voices in his head are telling him to kill us. All the time while he's talking he has his hands in his jacket and jeans pockets, switching back and forth. I kept and eye on the pockets/hands to make sure there wasn't a weapon present.

Turns out he drank everything away(what a relief!). But it didn't stop there. He said, and I quote, "God...is real...he's the realest thing that walks on this Earth. And god is me....he is I...and I am he...and I am going to preach the word of god....because that's what he wants me to do."

It was at this point that I was seriously questioning whether or not he was going to kill us. I was sure the next line would be, "And god has sent me to kill you", and then we'd be headline news the next morning. Instead, he looked right at me and said "I get the feeling that you don't like me very much...". I rejected the claim, and then all of the sudden he appologized for thinking that...it was very weird. It was like every few minutes he had a new voice telling him what to say.

He then slowly started walking away and thanking us for our time, and of course a couple of "god bless you's" mixed in there as well.

CLIFFS:

1. Hanging out downtown

2. Crazy homeless guy comes up

3. Talks about how he's god and god is him

4. After 20 minutes of rambling and awkward personality changes, he leaves and I live to tell the tale

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[Cameron_B 10+ year member]

Sounds like you left a brother without hooking him up with his 40oz money for the night.

Shame on you.

 

[CantGetEnufBASS 10+ year member]

I made the mistake of asking "What happened?"

rule #1. dont ever acknowledge a homeless person, everyone knows that its like encouraging them to give you some lame tear in my eye story. That I couldnt give two shits about. Treat them like you would a pitbull or a midget, its ok to glance but dont look them in the eyes.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like you left a brother without hooking him up with his 40oz money for the night.
Shame on you.

He definitly had some psychological problems...I did find it funny that he admitted he was an alcoholic. At least I knew for sure where the money was going.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

rule #1. dont ever acknowledge a homeless person, everyone knows that its like encouraging them to give you some lame tear in my eye story. That I couldnt give two shits about. Treat them like you would a pitbull or a midget, its ok to glance but dont look them in the eyes.

He seemed genuinely crazy, so I was jusy trying to appease him and keep him comfortable...I just nodded the whole time he was talking.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Throw the homeless dood a bone you cheap ***. Way to show compassion

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Throw the homeless dood a bone you cheap ***. Way to show compassion

So he can drink his life away even more? No thanks...

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

pics of fiancee and her friend doing things to eachother.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

pics of fiancee and her friend doing things to eachother.

It was a guy...and my fiancee is in my profile. Just a head shot though...

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

ur going to hell //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

It was a guy...and my fiancee is in my profile. Just a head shot though...

i dont see how this is relevant

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

ur going to hell //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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[nikhcePtcejorP 10+ year member]

and thought he was going to kill my fiancee, her friend, and myself.
We were sitting on a bench by the court house that's in the middle of the square(surrounded by bars/shops/etc) where I live, having some coffee from the local hippie coffee shop, and along comes this wing nut. He asks for money, and of course we don't give him any. It seemed like he was retarded, but turns out he's an alcoholic and drunk off his ***.

He then acted as if he was about to walk on, but stopped and started talking about how he's all homeless and how he's never going to get back what he once had.

I made the mistake of asking "What happened?"

He then said "I can't tell you because you'll hold it against me", and made me promise that I wouldn't hold it against him...which made me think he's a murderer and that the voices in his head are telling him to kill us. All the time while he's talking he has his hands in his jacket and jeans pockets, switching back and forth. I kept and eye on the pockets/hands to make sure there wasn't a weapon present.

Turns out he drank everything away(what a relief!). But it didn't stop there. He said, and I quote, "God...is real...he's the realest thing that walks on this Earth. And god is me....he is I...and I am he...and I am going to preach the word of god....because that's what he wants me to do."

It was at this point that I was seriously questioning whether or not he was going to kill us. I was sure the next line would be, "And god has sent me to kill you", and then we'd be headline news the next morning. Instead, he looked right at me and said "I get the feeling that you don't like me very much...". I rejected the claim, and then all of the sudden he appologized for thinking that...it was very weird. It was like every few minutes he had a new voice telling him what to say.

He then slowly started walking away and thanking us for our time, and of course a couple of "god bless you's" mixed in there as well.

CLIFFS:

1. Hanging out downtown

2. Crazy homeless guy comes up

3. Talks about how he's god and god is him

4. After 20 minutes of rambling and awkward personality changes, he leaves and I live to tell the tale

shoulda slinged a brother a dollar

 

[outspoken 10+ year member]

don't come to san francisco, our bums would have you crappin your pants if this guy made ya nervous...

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

rule #1. dont ever acknowledge a homeless person, everyone knows that its like encouraging them to give you some lame tear in my eye story. That I couldnt give two shits about. Treat them like you would a pitbull or a midget, its ok to glance but dont look them in the eyes.

Win!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif