So i got a Randoboner...

I get them sometimes when I shake my legs too much while sitting at a desk, sometimes it pops up in my pants and hits the underside of my cubicle table //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

When I took viagra a few times and would *** the wife early in the morning I would come to work and for some reason just get a nice chub going everyone once in a while all day long.. Not usually a bad thing unless you need to take a piss but are afraid to stand up because people will see. I remember having to go so bad one day when it was only me and my boss here and while I was walking by I kind of turned to the side so she could not see.

Worse part is when I am in a rush to go to the bathroom and had taken a pill earlier the faster I work the bigger my shit got.. sometimes you just gotta rub one out while standing at the urinal //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
you got one of those anteater dicks?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

oh shit thats good stuff.

quick stoy for you guys. i had a friend that convinced me in middle school that when we entered high school we were initiated in a "boner wrestle". he said who ever got red and went limp lost.

i swear to god i believed him, and almost shit my pants. hard to fight a club with a needle...

 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
oh shit thats good stuff.

quick stoy for you guys. i had a friend that convinced me in middle school that when we entered high school we were initiated in a "boner wrestle". he said who ever got red and went limp lost.

i swear to god i believed him, and almost shit my pants. hard to fight a club with a needle...
i did that, 1st Asian Champion baby //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 
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