Since everyone is posting these funny story threads...

[TeamPSI 10+ year member]

Here are two AIM conversations that I had with a buddy in 2004! He doesnt hang around here, but if he sees this... Screw you JERK!

anyway...

TeamPSI David (11:23:00 PM): wasnt u tellin me about some rubber

TeamPSI David (11:23:03 PM): the dog ate

TeamPSI David (11:23:05 PM): or some shit

************* (11:23:05 PM): lol yeah

************* (11:23:06 PM): hahaha

TeamPSI David (11:23:10 PM): tell me again

TeamPSI David (11:23:11 PM): lol

************* (11:23:18 PM): haha i tossed a rubber in my garbage....

************* (11:23:29 PM): and my dog always eats my garbage trying to find some leftover wendies

************* (11:23:38 PM): and the mother****er ate a condom and shit it out in the backyard

************* (11:23:47 PM): and my dad was pickin up the dog shit and saw it

TeamPSI David (11:23:48 PM): LMFAO

************* (11:23:54 PM): so he made me go outside and pick it up

TeamPSI David (11:24:02 PM): AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAA

TeamPSI David (11:24:06 PM): LMFAO@@@@@@E#@#!$GHTY%#

TeamPSI David (11:24:08 PM): kjdshfwr

TeamPSI David (11:24:10 PM): hahahaaha

************* (11:24:27 PM): haha you like that i thought it was ****ing hilarious

TeamPSI David (11:24:36 PM): man thats the best EVAR!

************* (11:25:03 PM): yeah its nasty.

TeamPSI David (11:25:08 PM): ilove it

TeamPSI David (11:25:14 PM): you shoulda took pics man

TeamPSI David (11:25:18 PM): omfg that rules

************* (11:25:22 PM): i shoulda, i dont know why i didnt

TeamPSI David (11:25:47 PM): man o man

TeamPSI David (11:25:50 PM): man man man

TeamPSI David (11:25:52 PM): hahaha

TeamPSI David (11:25:59 PM): man that shits got me trippin again

************* (11:26:06 PM): lol

TeamPSI David (11:26:07 PM): i swear to you

TeamPSI David (11:26:16 PM): was the funniest shit i ever heard on the internet

TeamPSI David (11:26:19 PM): EVER

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[TeamPSI 10+ year member]

and the other.....

************* (11:29:50 PM): this story owns the condom story

************* (11:29:53 PM): but you cant hear it

************* (11:29:54 PM): hahaha

TeamPSI David (11:29:58 PM): cmon bro

TeamPSI David (11:30:01 PM): i wont tell

************* (11:30:05 PM): no friggin way man

TeamPSI David (11:30:11 PM): dude

TeamPSI David (11:30:12 PM): please

TeamPSI David (11:30:20 PM): i wont

************* (11:30:35 PM): lol dood this is one of those stories that is like too much

TeamPSI David (11:30:37 PM): wtf.. you embarrsed by me?

************* (11:30:40 PM): # 1 you wont believe me

TeamPSI David (11:30:42 PM): man cmon

TeamPSI David (11:30:46 PM): dont be an ***

************* (11:30:49 PM): # 2 my GF would kill me

TeamPSI David (11:30:51 PM): no pics and no story...

TeamPSI David (11:30:55 PM): wtf will i ever do

************* (11:30:59 PM): lol

TeamPSI David (11:31:00 PM): like id tell her!!!

************* (11:31:02 PM): alright you are right

TeamPSI David (11:31:02 PM): WTF

************* (11:31:05 PM): ok

************* (11:31:14 PM): so i used to **** her in the *** semi-regularly...

************* (11:31:28 PM): this one day i was all botherin her and she wasnt having it

************* (11:31:46 PM): anyhow, eventually she was like ok... so that all went down without incident

************* (11:32:07 PM): so she gets up, to go to the bathroom, like right after im done

************* (11:32:14 PM): and she stands up and rips ***

************* (11:32:21 PM): like loud as hell

TeamPSI David (11:32:22 PM): lolol

************* (11:32:27 PM): and she has this terrified look on her face

TeamPSI David (11:32:33 PM): uh oh

TeamPSI David (11:32:35 PM): lolol

************* (11:32:50 PM): everytime she moves

************* (11:32:53 PM): shes farting

TeamPSI David (11:32:56 PM): hahahahaah

************* (11:32:57 PM): cant hold it back

TeamPSI David (11:33:05 PM): lolololol

************* (11:33:14 PM): and shes looking around all crazy frantic, like shes gotta shit

************* (11:33:27 PM): shes like, i gotta go, im gonna shit myself

TeamPSI David (11:33:32 PM): loooool

************* (11:33:37 PM): but she cant run across my house *****, my dad was in the living room

************* (11:34:10 PM): so she goes to put pants on, but then just yells at me to turn around

************* (11:34:21 PM): and she sits on my garbage can and starts shittin

TeamPSI David (11:34:32 PM): LMFAO@!!!#@$R

QERG$TWH

TeamPSI David (11:34:43 PM): man *******

************* (11:34:48 PM): just totally couldnt hold it in, and dood its rank as ****

************* (11:34:57 PM): its like stirred up shit

************* (11:35:03 PM): so this is the rankest shit ever

************* (11:35:10 PM): im standing agaisnt my door ****ing laughing my *** off

TeamPSI David (11:35:11 PM): LMFAGAEFR##RGG

************* (11:35:13 PM): i couldnt control it

TeamPSI David (11:35:30 PM): MAN GOOD GOD ABOVE

************* (11:35:33 PM): then she tells me, oh **** it, im peeing too

************* (11:35:45 PM): so shes taking this nasty dump in my garbage can, and pisses on it

TeamPSI David (11:36:03 PM): aaaaaaaaaahahahhaa

************* (11:36:06 PM): then to top it off, she grabs some red tissue paper from a present and wipes her *** with it

TeamPSI David (11:36:23 PM): man good gracious

************* (11:36:35 PM): so my room is rank as ****, and i got a garbage can fulla shit and piss

************* (11:36:45 PM): so i have to get rid of it, and my dad is in the living room

************* (11:36:48 PM): so i threw it out my window

************* (11:36:57 PM): man, it was ****ing hilarious

TeamPSI David (11:37:01 PM): man

TeamPSI David (11:37:04 PM): mother****er

************* (11:37:07 PM): i have to tell you the story, on the computer its harder to follow

TeamPSI David (11:37:07 PM): lmfao!

TeamPSI David (11:37:13 PM): oh no

TeamPSI David (11:37:14 PM): dude

TeamPSI David (11:37:16 PM): lol

TeamPSI David (11:37:18 PM): i foloow

************* (11:37:30 PM): so now i make fun of her constantly...

TeamPSI David (11:37:35 PM): man im dyin

************* (11:37:35 PM): she got me a new garbage can for xmas

*************(11:37:42 PM): it was good shit

************* (11:37:46 PM): but i dont do her in the *** anymore

TeamPSI David (11:37:58 PM): LMFAO

************* (11:38:08 PM): dood hte funniest part tho

************* (11:38:11 PM): when she stood up

************* (11:38:16 PM): she was ripping *** every time she moved

************* (11:38:23 PM): like, shit was about to come out if she moved too much

TeamPSI David (11:38:33 PM): lolololooloolololol

************* (11:38:34 PM): she couldnt put on pants to go shit, she prolly woulda shit down my hallway

TeamPSI David (11:38:46 PM): man shit

************* (11:38:48 PM): she she just sat on my little *** garbage can and starting shitting

TeamPSI David (11:38:51 PM): if that was on video doooood

************* (11:39:05 PM): lol

************* (11:39:14 PM): we have had some hilarious moments man

TeamPSI David (11:39:16 PM): man youd be the richest gu alive'

TeamPSI David (11:39:21 PM): I SEE

************* (11:39:22 PM): im tellin ya, most guys woulda ran for the door

TeamPSI David (11:39:22 PM): !!!

TeamPSI David (11:39:35 PM): threw it out the window

TeamPSI David (11:39:37 PM): lololol

************* (11:39:42 PM): i swear to god man

************* (11:39:46 PM): it had no bag in it

TeamPSI David (11:39:47 PM): :-D

TeamPSI David (11:39:50 PM): OMGF

TeamPSI David (11:39:52 PM): wjfhqeg

************* (11:39:56 PM): it was on a weds tho, so it was the day b4 garbage da

************* (11:39:58 PM): y

************* (11:40:04 PM): so i just tossed it all in the car and brought the can up

TeamPSI David (11:40:05 PM): lolol

********* (11:40:07 PM): can**

TeamPSI David (11:40:14 PM): :-D

TeamPSI David (11:40:32 PM): man

TeamPSI David (11:40:34 PM): u rule

************* (11:40:53 PM): figured that would make ur day

TeamPSI David (11:41:15 PM): man thats ****ing awesome

TeamPSI David (11:41:46 PM): my g/f

TeamPSI David (11:41:49 PM): is watcing you

TeamPSI David (11:41:51 PM): lolol

************* (11:41:56 PM): gee thanks

TeamPSI David (11:41:57 PM): laughin at yo crazy ***

TeamPSI David (11:41:59 PM): hahaha

TeamPSI David (11:42:07 PM): shes like...

************* (11:42:10 PM): haha at least she thinks its funny

TeamPSI David (11:42:14 PM): "was he ****in her in the ashhole?"

TeamPSI David (11:42:17 PM): lolol

TeamPSI David (11:42:20 PM): man

TeamPSI David (11:42:25 PM): thats the most hilarios shit EVER

************* (11:42:25 PM): lol whats wrong with that?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

who was it? that's nasty.

 

[TeamPSI 10+ year member]

I wouldnt tell

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

***** pics of David Hasselhoff ?

 

[ryanroma]

lmfao.. *covers mouth to stop laughing*.. lollerskates

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

this was pretty ****ing funny. the second story is even better.

my girls dogs are the same way too though...they ****ing pull bloody tampons out of the garbage and eat them. then when i offer to clean up the dog shit in the back yard there are basically shit covered tampons that the dogs shitted out.

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

I never laugh out loud over anything on the internet.

But this is Priceless. That is funny as hell. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[zues 10+ year member]

Wife doesn't understand why I'm sitting at the computer about to piss myself laughing.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

thats fucked up Dave //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

He should've stuck her in the *** again and pluged the hole to his father was gone.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

LAwl.

nG

 

[TeamPSI 10+ year member]

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