Shit and bleach

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

So our house keeper is hear right now and she just cleaned the bathroom. I needed to take a dump so I crawled my sick ***(nose is totally stuffed up) into the bathroom and sat down and took a huge shit. OMG it felt amazing! Well so about half way through the shit in my sinus decided to dislodge itself and I ended up hocking a ****ing massive dark green wad of flem into the shower. Immediately afterwards the smell hit me like a mother ****ing freight train! The aroma of diarrhea and bleach is horrifying, the seemed to magnify each other and like a wine and cheese party gone wrong compliment each other as well. So hear I am shit blasting out my *** and the horrid stench of shit and bleach filling my nostrils OMG it was horrible! Anyway just thought I'd share that with every body. =)

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

lovely

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Clean your own house, ya lazy f*ck. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Beefy

 

[GrnZ28 10+ year member]

Have to try it out when i gotta stuffy nose lol

 

[jeep2000 10+ year member]

Stanky

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i shit in a urinal today

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

i shit in a urinal today

I lol'd //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif