Self Love v2...At The Mall

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

http://www.macon.com/198/story/412811.html

A 17-year-old Macon teen has been charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass after he was caught masturbating in the lingerie department of Belk, according to the Macon police.
Wyne Johnson, of Mercer University Drive, was released Wednesday morning from the Bibb County jail after being arrested Tuesday, according to jail records.

Johnson told police he "couldn't help himself" while he was talking on the phone with his girlfriend, according to a police report.

A store clerk noticed Johnson and called security, according to the report.

When approached by security, Johnson ran for an exit and fought with a store manager before he was detained, according to the report.

eww

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[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

At least it wasn't the Big and Tall store?

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

at the mall? come on...

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

**** man, get a dressing room.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Teenagers these days..

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

**** man, get a dressing room.

Yea, because masturbating in the corner is WAY more conspicuous than a man with a handful of lingerie walking into the women's dressing room.

 

[Atimm693 10+ year member]

Yea, because masturbating in the corner is WAY more conspicuous than a man with a handful of lingerie walking into the women's dressing room.

To be honest, I would much rather get caught jerking it in a dressing room than in a corner.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

talking on the phone with his girl in the lingerie department

makes sense

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

I bet he'll go blind soon

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

I bet he slaped the manager with the dickhand