Sears FTW?

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Pot stays in your system for about 2 weeks. It has a really really slow metabolization rate. All I gotta say is drink a couple gallons of water about an hour before you take you piss test. This diltues the sample. If they make you take a hair test also....well, youre screwed unless you go shave your head.

you have hair on other body parts fyi.

err....if you have coke in your system, you piss in a cup. itll come up as amphetamine. it is a urinalasis (sp?), they test for those 5 substances i stated earlier. thats it. they will NOT do a folicle test for a retail store position. its just too costly to do that with all the employees. its only for government positions , mean probation officers etc.i got a norml newsletter a couple months ago stating pot can be out of a 'stoners' system in 10 days. my girl passed her test and was clean for only 56 hours ( i think) but she had a detox drink also. thats the least of my worries.

thank you thejoker that is THE awnser i was looking for. disregaurd my returned PM.

well, dont take this the wrong way, but your wrong. my g/f worked for a gas station and they did a hair folicle drug test. as far as who does it, it depends on what type of people the company wants representing them.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

i havnt gotten a call yet but im sure if they are going to itll be tomorrow or the day after. i wasnt saying those were the only people that do folicle testing, alot of places do. banks , goventment, security, big companys etc...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Go on a three day binge after the taste:woot:

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

you have hair on other body parts fyi.

Thats why you shave everything.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

well thats not what you said now is it? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

...no //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif ....that would look fairly suspicious though lol

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

Go on a three day binge after the taste:woot:

binge? i dont smoke crack //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

but i made sure i blazed right after the test though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

binge? i dont smoke crack //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gifbut i made sure i blazed right after the test though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

That would **** if ur test results were inconclusive and have to do it again... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

inconclusive how? i havnt done anything else besides smoke in 2+years. besides the lidocaine i told them i had, the detox drink wouldnt make the test inconclusive.....i hope. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

gotta love stupidity

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

from when they give me the papers i have 48 hours to test. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif thats all i need. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Inconclusive as the detox drink might not have cleaned you up enough but it wasnt enough to call it a positive. So they may make you take another one in a day or two. Im just pickin on you though. You should be fine.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

i know, i know. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

they called me back friday , 20 minutes atfer i went to teh beach. just called em back. i go in tomorrow at 11am for orientation/training for at least 5 hours.

passing drug tests FTMFMFMW!!!!111

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

lucky you, i should call them and let them know that a new employee they just hired is bragging about all the drugs he does online and they should re test you