Sears FTW?

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

err....if you have coke in your system, you piss in a cup. itll come up as amphetamine. it is a urinalasis (sp?), they test for those 5 substances i stated earlier. thats it. they will NOT do a folicle test for a retail store position. its just too costly to do that with all the employees. its only for government positions , mean probation officers etc.

i got a norml newsletter a couple months ago stating pot can be out of a 'stoners' system in 10 days. my girl passed her test and was clean for only 56 hours ( i think) but she had a detox drink also. thats the least of my worries.

thank you thejoker that is THE awnser i was looking for. disregaurd my returned PM.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0209/01/sm.24.html

CALLAWAY: Wow, now that's -- I didn't know you had that option. All right, let's talk about the false positive, because this can happen. What are some of the things that could conflict with a urinalysis or even the blood tests? You know, you hear the old story about poppy seeds and that kind of thing. Is that true? Is that something you would tell employee, you know, to stay away from before they go to an application, a job interview?

CHALLENGER: Actually, it is true. You might have that poppy seed bagel of cake, and it could cause a test for heroin to turn positive. It might be ibuprofen, suggesting THC, which is more like marijuana.

CALLAWAY: It could just be a trace and that would be enough to raise some concern. What about prescription drugs? Are you supposed to tell them? Do you have to tell them what prescription drugs you were on?

CHALLENGER: Well, you don't have to. You might want to. There are certainly risks when you're taking even over the counter cold medicines, as well as prescription drugs, that that could test positive for amphetamines or cocaine. Think about the novocaine you get from a dentist. Those are the kinds of substances, if they stay in your body, could cause a positive test, a false positive that could cause you to lose a job after you've been given the offer. That's why you need to get a second test.

CALLAWAY: You know...

CHALLENGER: That's why you need to be careful.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

....what?

poppy seeds RARELY EVER EVER give a false positive on a urinalasis. i remember hearing years ago that 'everything' bagels (including poppy seeds)can actually help pass the test ,but i havnt seen annything to bback it up. ive done plenty of reading about passing drugs tests , enough to write a book. drugs given to you by doctors can be disregaurded if notice is given to the person issueing the test.

like i said , thats the least of my worries.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif im just trying to make you paranoid

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Wow, I'm glad that where I work they don't pay me less than minimum wage because I get cash tips.

Making more than minimum wage+tips= FTW.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

aaahhh. tomorrow = filling + drug test. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

if i dont take the commish position id be making 7.25 hourly. which i think im probably going to take after a lil while.

 

[thejoker989 10+ year member]

Wow, I'm glad that where I work they don't pay me less than minimum wage because I get cash tips.
Making more than minimum wage+tips= FTW.

At my store most lawn and garden people were pulling over $15 dollars an hour. With some days going up to $30 dollars an hour, and maybe other days only base pay. But it all averages out. In shoes I was making an average of $14.75 and appliance guys average about $25, with the good ones making upwards of $40 an hour.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

If you do live in Miami, I think you should be just fine in a big city like that. You'll get all the old people and aliens coming looking for garden stuff atleast. In which case, I couldnt think of a better area to work in down there.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

well i just got back from the dentist. the piece of shit who did my last 'filling' did it for no reason (besides money). there was no decay on my tooth what so ever. this guy just told me they must of thought decay was going to occur and did some makeshift patchwork. so he just took it out and that it. so now im numbed up for no reason. i ****ing HATE dentists. word of adivce to everyone going to densits or the like....ASK to see whats wrong before they do anything. make sure there is a REASON to do so.

dentists = scammers FTMFL!!!1!11

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

and this detox drink tastes like *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

watermelon flavored? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif i think not.

shitty days ftl.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

be a man and do hella drugs before your test, then just put on your fake wang and piss bag and you will be just fine.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

x2

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

fake wang is expencive. im fine quitting smoking for 2 and a half days. shit im taking the test in an hour or two. ****in drink makes me wanna shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

In all states if you work off of commision the minimum wage law does not take effect //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

holly wow.

i should win the 'meanest shit of the month' award.

$3 an hour + commish is what the told me.