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cpierce
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Fancy a fondle, eh?
If its already been posted, sorry:(

This group is for people who get in situations where it's like...D@MN

For Example:

When you get to class and the prof says, "Okay, time for your pop quiz," you be like...D@MN

Ladies, when you think some guy is really into you and you're feelin' him and then find out he's just being nice, you be like...D@MN

Fellas, when you see some fine girl and you put down the most masterous game possible and then you call her and find out those weren't her digits but was the number to a restaurant or some really old people, you be like...D@MN

When you wake up after a heavy night of drinking and can't find your pants, you be like...D@MN

When you wake up after a heavy night of drinking and your friends inform you of all the embarassing things you may have done or said, you be like...D@MN

When you're going to class and fall down the stairs in front of what feels like the entire student body and you try to play it off but you can already feel the bruise on your ***, you be like...D@MN

When you're the one they pick at the airport to be randomly searched and Bertha, the security guard, has a mustache and that look in her eyes that makes you think the search isn't so random, you be like...D@MN

When you're drunk and go to Whataburger only to find the longest line in the history of the earth and you feel like you're gonna die if you don't get a taquito RIGHT NOW, you be like...D@MN

When you realize there's only one square of toilet paper left after you've "unpacked," you be like...D@MN

When you see some fine lady smiling and waving at you at a party so you smile and wave back, then turn around to see her linebacker boyfriend standing behind you, you be like...D@MN

When you go up and hug some fool you think is your best friend from junior high and he turns around and says "Who the hell are you?" you be like...D@MN

When you're in a new relationship and you find your girlfriend in a corner at a party leaving a drunk voicemail for her ex professing her undying love, you be like...D@MN

When you find out you're in every FLASH picture from the mixer the night before, you be like...D@MN

When you set your alarm for p.m. instead of a.m. and don't wake up til noon on the day of your biology final, you be like...D@MN

When you're driving and some fool cuts you off and then drives slow when you're already late, you be like...D@MN

Ladies, when you think you're looking sexy and you look in the mirror and find out your skirt has been tucked in your undies for the past 5 minutes, you be like...D@MN

When you're dancing in the car at a red light and then look over and see a family of 4 staring at you and laughing, you be like...D@MN

YOU GOT ONE?...D@MN, POST IT!

 
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