Salvia = Crazy shit

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

sounds kinda retarded but to each their own...

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[jfsh90 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif You guys took it like little school girls

But it's fun stuff.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Ok, so tonight some friends and I went out to this big outdoor stage out in the park complex, here in Pleasantville, USA. We light up some hookah and chill out, waiting for my friend Nick, who is still in Little Rock. Finally, we got tired of waiting, and lit up my FOAF (friend of a friend), Mikey.
He does the typical thing, where he starts laughing hysterically, and everything is funny, and he sees colors and stuff. We're all laughing at him because he's running around babbling and laughing like a moron, and he eventually slows down, so we figure he's done. He takes a hit of the hookah, and it just looks like a train hit him. He slowly walked away, faced away from us, and starts doing this stereotypical, comic book villain evil cackle. Apparently, he was terrified because he saw that a giant ferris wheel of color about to run him over.

So Nick shows up... he takes a hit and goes crazy running around, drooling and speaking nonsense. What he saw, was he looked up and the world was in a Ziploc bag, or a sleeping bag, or something. And everyone was in their own little bag, and he had bags of color, and thought the people who weren't high were trying to steal them. So he tried to open one up, but we were trying to steal it, so he ran away. Then for some odd reason, he said he was trying to farm the bags, and then snapped out of it, but was still acting kinda silly.

So I said light me up, so my friend comes over and I smoked a bowl, and nothing happened. And then for like 5 minutes, I just sat there silent... until Nick all the sudden just erupted again, like OH MY GOD!!!1!1!1!1 JORDAN! COME LOOK AT THIS!!! Then he started screaming and giggling, and I, thinking nothing had happened, was like "You're trying to trick me!" Then he started running around in circles screaming like a little girl, bent over, with his back perpendicular to the ground, looking up. I started laughing my *** off, to the point that I was crying. I fell over, and couldn't sit back up. I finally managed to right myself, and tried to take a drink of sierra mist, and got it up my nose because I was laughing like a looney.

Then I calmed down right as a cop showed up. And it didn't look good for us, because Nick was holding back laughter, and his van was parked up on the stage. He asked what we were doing, so we said hookah, and we showed him and let him smell it and whatnot, so he just told us to go away. He asked who's van was on the stage, so Nick looked around for a sec, and in a mouse-ish voice said... mine... so he made us leave, but we didn't get in trouble.

DISCLAIMER- Salvia is legal. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

actually its not legal everywhere, such as here in louisiana, and i want to say kentucky. I can remember some crazy shit though smoking salvia

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You need to smoke more next time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Also, I think the idea of Jmanpc walking around in a headshop is hilarious.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

how long does the stuff last?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Next time, use a small torch butane lighter. It will help tons. And just practice taking huge rips on the shisha, though the salvia is 10x as harsh, it might help a little.

and 40x is more than strong enough for a very ballsy trip.

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

salvia didnt do anything for me and i did the 60x

Disclaimer: Saliva ****

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Seems like every month someone makes a "I love salvia!!!" thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/banghead.gif.8606515f668c74f6de0281deb475b6fd.gif

But I guess a majority of the members here are still in high school, so it makes sense.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

We used a torch, and I took nice rips. Not nearly as deep as the shisha because its nasty shit. I held it for a good 10-15 seconds for each rip, though.
We also used a little water pipe.

Hmm, that's odd. Well, if you want to be guaranteed to get f'ed the hell up, just get the 80-100x next time.

If you do that though, make sure you are ready to figure out why the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland was late

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

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[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Seems like every month someone makes a "I love salvia!!!" thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/banghead.gif.8606515f668c74f6de0281deb475b6fd.gif
But I guess a majority of the members here are still in high school, so it makes sense.

Im in college, and I STILL love salvia //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

yeah i guess i just have a high tolerance or something

Do you know how to actually inhale though? I know this sounds stupid, but it's common for who people smoke hukkahs or cigars to not know how to inhale the correct way.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

umm WTF is saliva? I am an old fart and would like to know - although I have no plans

to start taking drugs again I am curious as to what's out there these days.......

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

umm WTF is saliva? I am an old fart and would like to know - although I have no plansto start taking drugs again I am curious as to what's out there these days.......

It is a legal hallucinogenic drug that lasts for no longer than 30min. Most often 15min. The level of hallucinogenics you experience can very from a strong strain of marijuana to as strong as mescaline mixed with a couple tabs of acid.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

It is a legal hallucinogenic drug that lasts for no longer than 30min. Most often 15min. The level of hallucinogenics you experience can very from a strong strain of marijuana to as strong as mescaline mixed with a couple tabs of acid.

WHAT IS IT ? PILL
where do you purchase,since its leagal (not for long I bet)

when I was a kid we did mesc on occason,it was alotta fun - basicly laughed my *** off for a few hours

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