No, you're full of shit. THE greatest ice cream ever created, is only available during this time of summer. Homemade brand, fried ice cream flavor. You will never experience something so great ever again.
Hmmmm, the restaurant i run specializes in Ice cream deserts. (We make our own Ice Cream.) My personal favorite is a Root Beer shake, 9 oz. of hand dipped goodness and root beer instead of milk. Heaven in a shake tin.