Roommate Fail

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

So, I though that since I was going to be starting school after work, maybe I might want a roommate to keep an eye on the place and feed the animals. Simple roommate situation. Since I would be gone from 5am till 10 pm, they would have the place to themselves mostly. So I put an ad in craigslist = fail #1. didn't work out like I hoped. I got alot of spam replies. and then this stupid girl...

She kept buggin me about moving in and said she was on DES and I sorta felt bad about her story... Fail #2

She said her mom did not want her to live with her. = the first sign of trouble. Then this b!tch tell me how she dont have no place to go = truth. and that she has siezure and a dog that helped her if she had an episode. = Fail #3. Ok. So after getting bugged and feel sorry for this failure of a girl, I let her stay with me for a few days till she found someplace else. = bad Idea.

Oh, and this chick doesnt like to take bathes or showers... I discovered. :yuk:

Now I have a bug on my comp and a broken comp chair.

Tmw I am putting her out.

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[Synyster97XLT 10+ year member]

I said something horrible that simply had to be edited out.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

yup... No more craigslist roommates for me.

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

you should **** her

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

bang her!

 

[Synyster97XLT 10+ year member]

SoloX and plugitin said variations of what I said, haha. I knew somebody was gonna say it, I just didn't want to be the one.

 

[Paaco1981 10+ year member]

How you guys gonna say bang her when she doesn't even bathe? I can only imagine the sardine smell thats gonna surprise the lucky guy thats about to hit that thing next.

 

[WhiteEX 10+ year member]

Oh lawd...

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

do her first then throw her out. serioulsy.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

How you guys gonna say bang her when she doesn't even bathe? I can only imagine the sardine smell thats gonna surprise the lucky guy thats about to hit that thing next.

Dont eat it! Just beat it out one good time and send her packin.

Whats DES?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

DES= Department of Economic Security = Welfare

I am not even thinking about putting my D1ck in there! I don't know where she goes or hasbeen. I would seriosly rather FAP than do anything with her. send me monies and I will mail her off to your hornyasses.

 

[Ohioguy 10+ year member]

do you have avast virus protection?

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

You fawkers are sick.. You would actually bang some stinky welfare nappy hoe that never bathes??? wow, you guys need to raise your standards just a bit

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

I had live one care. time for a new virus protection program...

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

lmao...it was just a suggestion!