Roommate Fail

[TMali 10+ year member]

putting her out as in what?

shooting her?

 

[eharri3 10+ year member]

So, I though that since I was going to be starting school after work, maybe I might want a roommate to keep an eye on the place and feed the animals. Simple roommate situation. Since I would be gone from 5am till 10 pm, they would have the place to themselves mostly. So I put an ad in craigslist = fail #1. didn't work out like I hoped. I got alot of spam replies. and then this stupid girl...

She kept buggin me about moving in and said she was on DES and I sorta felt bad about her story... Fail #2

She said her mom did not want her to live with her. = the first sign of trouble. Then this b!tch tell me how she dont have no place to go = truth. and that she has siezure and a dog that helped her if she had an episode. = Fail #3. Ok. So after getting bugged and feel sorry for this failure of a girl, I let her stay with me for a few days till she found someplace else. = bad Idea.

Oh, and this chick doesnt like to take bathes or showers... I discovered. :yuk:

Now I have a bug on my comp and a broken comp chair.

Tmw I am putting her out.

Hopin for that dysfunctional, desparate 'even Momma don't love me' vag and ended up with a dead weight roomate who doesn't do anything and has a stinky snatch? That sucks.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Tell her if she wants to stay she needs to bang you...then throw the ***** out!

Don't forget to triple bag that shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[Villeza1 10+ year member]

Tell her if she wants to stay she needs to bang you...then throw the ***** out!
Don't forget to triple bag that shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

X2

Like the bitch cant take a shower...force her to get clean, make her **** n fuck you silly, then make her ass get a job or she's O.U.T.!

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Triple fial and now you have some cracked out hobo living with ya, ouch! I'm glad I don't have feelings at all, I'm cold like I don't care about Haiti cold.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

i am not putting my D1ck in that chit

I am probly bi-polar among other mental disorders, So, some days I dont care about a ho, and other days I wine and dine them. This one gets no play from me. I reloaded my computer and picked up a chair off craigslist. As for kicking her out. Looking at tonight, tmw. cuz school is Tuesday and I'll be damm3d if I let that hobobi1tch run the show up in here.

 

[eharri3 10+ year member]

Good luck with that, hope it's a day when you don't care. Cause I'm betting Mom, pleasantly astonished that she managed to find someone naive enough to take this burden off her hands, will not waste time changing the locks and screening her calls. So that chick'll probly be on the street if she has noone else she can easily con into taking in a lazy stinky roommate who breaks stuff and isn't worth banging.

I picture this becoming a long term on/off non-****** relationship that culminates with your shit getting stolen and sold for drug money.

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

any updates

 

[Rick_Roll 10+ year member]

any updates

niqqa tryig to get nasy seconds.....bunch of fegs up here

 

[Villeza1 10+ year member]

Good luck with that, hope it's a day when you don't care. Cause I'm betting Mom, pleasantly astonished that she managed to find someone naive enough to take this burden off her hands, will not waste time changing the locks and screening her calls. So that chick'll probly be on the street if she has noone else she can easily con into taking in a stinky roommate with no work ethic who breaks stuff.
I picture this becoming a long term on/off non-****** relationship that culminates with your shit getting stolen and sold for drug money or something.

Goddamn, you speak the truth!

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Nope updates. oh wait, she did "rinse off" in the shower. hair was still dry. guess she trying out the jamacian mop look? Dunno. I will let you al know tmw, what goes down. I told her I would drop her off "ANYWHERE" she wants. Wish me luck...

 

[Rick_Roll 10+ year member]

an what did she say?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Goddamn, you speak the truth!

Shit now he don't know me. I dont need anymore "mistresses" Who do you think Tiger learned his game from... I can get mine... TThis is one ho I am stepping way back from.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

an what did she say?

she was speechless. good night yall.

 

[Rick_Roll 10+ year member]

Shit now he don't know me. I dont need anymore "mistresses" Who do you think Tiger learned his game from... I can get mine... TThis is one ho I am stepping way back from.

niqqa tiger told me step in and swing hard....do it right or go home ***