Risqué Riddles

[docutech 10+ year member]

RISQUÉ RIDDLES

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe ***?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah "?

A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch!

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: What's the definition of worthless?

A: 7 ft tall black man who can't play basketball.

 

[jonnybusa 10+ year member]

whats the worst thing about eating a vegetable?

putting her back in the wheelchair.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why are midgets always made fun of?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

Whats the worst thing about going down on a shaved poon-tang?

Putting the her diaper back on.

 

[jonnybusa 10+ year member]

what do you get when you cross an irishman and a jew?

an alcoholic who buys his liquor wholesale.

What do you get when you cross a oriental and a mexican?

a car thief that cant drive.

whats an ethiopian w/ feathers up his ***?

a dart

what do you get from a midget cocksucker?

a low blow

whats an 11?

a 10 that swallows

why are guys so smart, and women so talkative?

because guys have 2 heads and women have 4 lips

................I have thousands of 1 liners, btw............

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

why are guys so smart, and women so talkative?

because guys have 2 heads and women have 4 lips

................I have thousands of 1 liners, btw............

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