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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Hah; that's the crate we kept the puppy in when he was growing up so he wouldn't tear shit up when we left the house.
If you outgrow your cage lmk, I can ship this to you for just the cost of shipping.

That's a pretty good deal.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

I'm not allowed to breed. I'd have to escape to pull that off.

If you escape/need assistance formulating a plan let me know; it'd be fun to have a evil, perverse monkey to mold to my likings.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

Hmm.. Sounds like we might be the combination that could bring on the apocalypse.

Maybe I'll run for the presidency and you can be my head of staff (No offense, but America is hardly ready for a black or a woman, so can you imagine the ignorance surrounding a primate candidate?)

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I disagree. They can be made to accept a primate.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

I disagree. They can be made to accept a primate.

That will take far too much time. The only possibility is Obama (smart black man), al sharpton (psuedo-smart obnoxious black), 50-cent (stupid obnoxious black), Spider Monkey.

The evolutionary trail is quite clear.

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

put 'em in a plastic bag

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

Sorry do0d. I'm already running for President and Hoss is my VP.
We almost have our entire staff chosen, but I'm sure there's a spot left for you.

Well I 'spose I can work with that.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

That sucks man. My Black Lab/Rotweiler is 14. I've had him since the summer after grade 8. He is definately showing his age these days. It's going to be a sad one when I'm in your position.

same. got our dog when i was 6. im 18 now and shes still going strong but i know it wont last forever...

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

now you made me sad and i gotta go play with my dog since i just yelled at her for whning

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

it's like losing a part of the family...

 

[mil81 10+ year member]

Don't worry Scooby. Dogs don't have feelings. She's okay with you yelling at her.

Dude, dogs have way more feelings than monkeys. A dog would feel way too guilty if he started throwing feces at people.