Rate My Fantasy Order

[mabel4life 10+ year member]

i didnt even know what this thread was about when i opened it. i didnt know what it was about until the third **** post.
and i completly concurr. fantasy football is just as cool as dungeons and dragons. you people are playing a RPG game using real people as characters. they have "hit points" lol and all their paper stats just like all the characters and monsters do in D&D.

imo - whoever plays this game is just a huge nerd.

heh fantasy football is for nerds said the man with almost a 14,000 post count on a car audio website.

 

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hell. i doubt playing fantasy football will get you laid, but having a great system at a party definatly gets you attention.

i have this many posts because i had a job that allowed my to be at a computer all day. how about you?

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

no clinton portis...hes one of the projected top backs...

he'll be splitting time and comming back from an injury //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[Kayasuma 10+ year member]

hell. i doubt playing fantasy football will get you laid, but having a great system at a party definatly gets you attention.
i have this many posts because i had a job that allowed my to be at a computer all day. how about you?

Seems as if your employer isn't privy to this information.

I don't think anybody is trying to get laid by fantasy football. If that's your reason for having a system, you're pretty pathetic.

 

[mabel4life 10+ year member]

hell. i doubt playing fantasy football will get you laid, but having a great system at a party definatly gets you attention.
i have this many posts because i had a job that allowed my to be at a computer all day. how about you?

Never met a person who had a great system get laid. Nice cars yes, but not sound systems.

I used to write for and get paid by a fantasy football website. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

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Originally Posted by http://www.thechurning.com/2006/08/24/fantasy-football-is-for-great-big-dorks/ * Random selection of the draft order = Rolling a 20 sided die

* The draft = Creating new characters

* The NFL = The “realm”

* Your players = Your characters

* Your fantasy league = Your characters’ “world”

* Your league’s “commissioner” = The “dungeon master”

* The “smack talk’ message board = “Flaming the n00bs”

* Obsessively checking player stats to make the best decisions each week = Fighting dozens of small battles to earn experience points

* Watching games all day Sunday = Sitting through all night RPG sessions on lonely Saturday nights

* Talking smack because your runningback had a huge weekend = Bragging to your dorky friends that you just “leveled up”

* Assigning your players in preparation for Sunday = Buying weapons and supplies to prepare for a raid

* “You picked Oakland’s defense? Dumbass.” = “You’re gonna be a dwarf? Pwn3d.”

* “Lookout, *****! I’m playing Larry Johnson this week!” = “I’m arming my +99 helmet of the gods! All your base are belong to us!”

Seems like a list made up by D+D players to make themselves feel better.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

i didnt even know what this thread was about when i opened it. i didnt know what it was about until the third **** post.
and i completly concurr. fantasy football is just as cool as dungeons and dragons. you people are playing a RPG game using real people as characters. they have "hit points" lol and all their paper stats just like all the characters and monsters do in D&D.

imo - whoever plays this game is just a huge nerd.

You are a ***!

It gives us football fans an extra dimension to watching football. Instead of just cheering for our favorite teams we get a wider area of vested interest. It's a huge sport and lots of people gamble on it.. I would equate it to a season long superbowl pool for our office.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

IMO you need to do the following with that list:

Alexander is a top 6-8th pick

Maroney slides down a bit

Willie Parker up a few slots

Gates falls to 25-30 (he is not > then #1 WRs)

Holt falls down (he's a tier 2 WR)

Where is Lee Evans, he's a top 10 WR

Matt Jones needs to come off that list, terrible/Big ?

Westbrook won't go lower than 12 (top 10 in some formats)

Alex Smith and Ben R don't belong on list

Replace shockey with Heap

TO should be higher

Remove Deuce and add Brandon Jacobs at the bottom

VD off and TJ Houshmandzadeh on

 

[stephen]

dude you are a dork geof

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

stephen jackson #2? over peyton manning?

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

he'll be splitting time and comming back from an injury //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

Betts > Portis

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

peyton throws to reggie wayne, marvin harrison, and dallas clark.....how many td's can jackson honestly score in one game? seriously, what maybe 3 at the most? peyton on the other hand can easily throw for 4-5 tds, plus his passing yards are usually pretty decent. TD/int ratio good too... my pick is peyton in the top 3.

remember rushing yards > passing yards

plus RBs get receiving yards as well

personally, I would go with 2 top RBs or even a RB and a great WR over a top QB

 

[Motley 10+ year member]

best WR in football is Andre Johnson. if Manning was throwing to him, it would be very obvious. been watching Travis Henry here in Broncos training camp. the guy is a bowling ball. best back here in denver by far since terrrel davis, if he can stay healthy.

Can't beleive we got beat by the Browns today, wtf? Our defense is shaky at best. I dunno I hope they step it up by the first game.

Go Broncos!!!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Sup kusama

 

[Kayasuma 10+ year member]

Can't beleive we got beat by the Browns today, wtf? Our defense is shaky at best. I dunno I hope they step it up by the first game.
Go Broncos!!!

Next week is the week you need to start worrying. I wouldn't put any weight on what happens in the 3rd preseason game.

 

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wow.

you guys are such idiots. lawl.

you do realize playing football is free. i will never understand the idea of paying a single person millions of dollars to catch a ball and run.

call me a gay or a fag, at least i dont slap my buddys ass when i make a good play.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

call me a gay or a fag, at least i dont slap my buddys ass when i make a good play.

Says the man who joined the Navy.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

stephen jackson #2? over peyton manning?

took the words out of my mouth. i stopped reading at #2.

 

[andytb 10+ year member]

stephen jackson #2? over peyton manning?

its fantasy football running backs get you more points

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Can't beleive we got beat by the Browns today, wtf? Our defense is shaky at best. I dunno I hope they step it up by the first game.
Go Broncos!!!

they looked bad. i thought they upgraded big time landing dre bly. best secondary in the league now, but their D line and linebackers are not good.