Raccoon bites off a man's what?!?

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to **** the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

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lllllooollll wow lesson learned ehh?

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

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lllllooollll wow lesson learned ehh?

Probably not . . But what can he do now? No more ****

 

[myhcca15 10+ year member]

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[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

Probably not . . But what can he do now? No more ****

so it seems he learned his lesson if he cannot do any more ****!

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[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

so it seems he learned his lesson if he cannot do any more ****!
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True. But I meant he would **** again if he had the chance. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Wonder if hes gonna get rabies too, or just a shorter dick?

 

[muskyhunter567 10+ year member]

a buddy of mines neighbor, got bit in the dick when he was "playing" with his pet skunk, that would hurt alot, and his neighbor is a weirdo i thought it was funny though

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Bish used too much teef, I tells ya.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

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[quins90lac 10+ year member]

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

God damn I hate it when the bitch uses teeth....

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

wtf is wrong with people? lol