"So, when can i tap that @ss?"

[undeadxsunshine 10+ year member]

me: i have a serious question

her: who is this

me: nik

her: okay go ahead

me: when can i tap that ***

her: is that really a serious question?

me: of course it is

her: well don't you have a gf?

me: yeah so?

her: bad boy, why me?

me: why not?

her: you're gonna have to do better than that if you want some

me: oh dont worry i can, i'm just not tryin right now

her: well i think you should try =p

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

you know what would make this thread better? post a pic of the girl you text. i picture the fat slobs when people talk aboot phone ***.

 

[teen 10+ year member]

Wow, a thread thats stupid that is based on the honor system. Anyone could make up whatever they want. Ill try though. You need to stop growing your E-peen online.
Me: When can i hit that ?

Her: Your already in me, stop textin on my back.

Me: Sorry, text while ****in while drift?

Her: I have aids

Me: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

you only have to make one up when the only girls phone number you have is your moms.... hence your post

me: can i have some ****** intercourse with you?her: yes

again, your mom doesnt count

me: i have a serious questionher: who is this

me: nik

her: okay go ahead

me: when can i tap that ***

her: is that really a serious question?

me: of course it is

her: well don't you have a gf?

me: yeah so?

her: bad boy, why me?

me: why not?

her: you're gonna have to do better than that if you want some

me: oh dont worry i can, i'm just not tryin right now

her: well i think you should try =p

haha, she wants you...

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

you only have to make one up when the only girls phone number you have is your moms.... hence your post

again, your mom doesnt count

haha, she wants you...

Who are you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

You seem like a bitter young child to me.

 

[Bobby322 10+ year member]

you know what would make this thread better? post a pic of the girl you text. i picture the fat slobs when people talk aboot phone ***.

LOL x2

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

you know what would make this thread better? post a pic of the girl you text. i picture the fat slobs when people talk aboot phone ***.

I have phone *** with my girlfriend. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

I have phone *** with my girlfriend. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

youll get hearing aids.

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

lolz, audio clip tiiime

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

lolz, audio clip tiiime

no

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

no

ahaha

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

ahaha

when i post the sextape //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

what'd yur girl dump ya plug?

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

what'd yur girl dump ya plug?

yeah, well...i kicked her out...hah.

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

wut

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

yah, fo sho