"So, when can i tap that @ss?"

[Jh8909 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif dryspells **** man

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

this is retarded.

me: serious question...when can I hit that?

her: right now, *** over.

me: no thanks, I like dudes...this was a joke.

her: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

me: sorry, dicks only. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Am I doing it wrong?

 

[Jh8909 10+ year member]

this is retarded.
me: serious question...when can I hit that?

her: right now, *** over.

me: no thanks, I like dudes...this was a joke.

her: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

me: sorry, dicks only. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Am I doing it wrong?

lulz @ *** over

 

[450rdawg 10+ year member]

this is retarded.
me: serious question...when can I hit that?

her: right now, *** over.

me: no thanks, I like dudes...this was a joke.

her: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

me: sorry, dicks only. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Am I doing it wrong?

Stop it..... Now my little girl's scared to death because I can't stop laughing. This is the most retarded thread on here but I couldn't stop reading it.

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

me:so i have a serious question
her:yes

me:when are you going to let me tap that ***?

her:haha idk

me: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

her: lol

me: :'(

her: sorry

me: thats no fun

her: sorry, i already like someone

continuing this a bit later...

me: so, about that question...

her: haha what about it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me: whatcha doin right now?

her: watching a movie

me: well, thats no fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

her: haha. nothing better to do

me: well, we could make a movie?

her: hah, oh jeeze

me: haha, i can get a better reaction outta you than that

her: hahaha, sorry

me: sorry for what?

her: i didnt give you a reaction like you wanted, haha

me: well, let me make you give me a reaction i want

her: hahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

me: when //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: idk lol

me: now?

her: haha cant, watching a movie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me: theres a pause button for a reason //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: haha, nope. Im in harvey anyway (30 min away form me)

me: well, whens good for you?

her: idk haha

me: how about you come over tuesday, we'll watch a movie then maybe make one afterwards if youd like.

 

[Ridintwo6s 10+ year member]

continuing this a bit later...
me: so, about that question...

her: haha what about it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me: whatcha doin right now?

her: watching a movie

me: well, thats no fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

her: haha. nothing better to do

me: well, we could make a movie?

her: hah, oh jeeze

me: haha, i can get a better reaction outta you than that

her: hahaha, sorry

me: sorry for what?

her: i didnt give you a reaction like you wanted, haha

me: well, let me make you give me a reaction i want

her: hahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

me: when //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: idk lol

me: now?

her: haha cant, watching a movie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me: theres a pause button for a reason //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: haha, nope. Im in harvey anyway (30 min away form me)

me: well, whens good for you?

her: idk haha

me: how about you come over tuesday, we'll watch a movie then maybe make one afterwards if youd like.

and then?

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

continuing this a bit later...
me: so, about that question...

her: haha what about it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me: whatcha doin right now?

her: watching a movie

me: well, thats no fun //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

her: haha. nothing better to do

me: well, we could make a movie?

her: hah, oh jeeze

me: haha, i can get a better reaction outta you than that

her: hahaha, sorry

me: sorry for what?

her: i didnt give you a reaction like you wanted, haha

me: well, let me make you give me a reaction i want

her: hahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

me: when //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: idk lol

me: now?

her: haha cant, watching a movie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

me: theres a pause button for a reason //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: haha, nope. Im in harvey anyway (30 min away form me)

me: well, whens good for you?

her: idk haha

me: how about you come over tuesday, we'll watch a movie then maybe make one afterwards if youd like.

her: maybe if im not busy

me:better clear your schedule theen

her: haha, ill try

me: im counting on you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

her: haha, k //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

keep in mind, this is the first time i ever talked to this girl, ever

 

[toddlertnt]

me: hey

her: hey

me: gotta serious question to ask you

her: whats that ? :/

me: when do i get to tap that ***?

her: oh you have to work for that

me: how bout now?

her: almost there

FTMFW

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

and then?

no and then.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Wow, a thread thats stupid that is based on the honor system. Anyone could make up whatever they want. Ill try though. You need to stop growing your E-peen online.

Me: When can i hit that ?

Her: Your already in me, stop textin on my back.

Me: Sorry, text while ****in while drift?

Her: I have aids

Me: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

Wow, a thread thats stupid that is based on the honor system. Anyone could make up whatever they want. Ill try though. You need to stop growing your E-peen online.
Me: When can i hit that ?

Her: Your already in me, stop textin on my back.

Me: Sorry, text while ****in while drift?

Her: I have aids

Me: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

funny thing is, everything ive posted as been real...lol

 

[Loud Dodge]

Lmfao

 

[toddlertnt]

haha doing it just right

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

Hm, I'll try someone.

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

me: can i have some ****** intercourse with you?

her: yes