Quick jokes...

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

what is the difference between a picture and jesus?

it only takes one nail to hang a picture

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

HAHA fuk that is wrong

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

I agree

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

HAHA fuk that is wrong

no, last time i checked, it was correct

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

wrong on another level than being wrong. ya dig

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

someones going to hell...

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

why doesn't jesus eat skittles??

because they fall through the holes in his hands.....

 

[CMattox23 10+ year member]

This guy and his wife of 5 years just got done having *** and she went down and started rubbing and massaging his balls. he looked down at her and said honey i love how you massage my balls everytime we have ***, i really enjoy it but i just dont understand why do you do that everytime we have ***?
she looked up at him and said oh baby its just cause i miss mine so much.

lmfao

 

[RKPsk8er 10+ year member]

tehe

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL at all these.

why did hitler kill himself?

he saw his gas bill.

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

lmfao

That one made me laugh too haha

 

[EyezsoLow 10+ year member]

Today in my history class my teacher mentioned evolution briefly and explained how we came from monkeys, and some black guy kept mumbling "stupid" a few times. A black guy saying it's stupid we came from monkeys. Go figure.

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

what do you call a bunch of negros with their heads sticking out of the ground?

Afro turf.

What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it neggar!

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

Today in my history class my teacher mentioned evolution briefly and explained how we came from monkeys, and some black guy kept mumbling "stupid" a few times. A black guy saying it's stupid we came from monkeys. Go figure.

why are monkeys always frowning??

they know that one day they will be black........

(check quote in sig by lugnutz)

 

[Kern417 10+ year member]

what is the difference between a picture and jesus?

it only takes one nail to hang a picture

i guess this could be in the demotivational thread too