well here is a conversation i had with good old moviefone. just for shits and giggles
iceteebone23: hello
MovieFone: Hi there. I'm the new MovieFone bot! I can find movies for you anywhere in the country in a fraction of second. All you have to do is give me part of the title, an actor or director's name. I can also send you alerts when your favorite films are opening. Type privacy anytime to review the policy. Type any movie you want to see or menu to get going.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: get the **** off my aim
MovieFone: O.K., that's no way to begin our conversation. Type menu for more information.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: go away
MovieFone: O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened. ;-)
iceteebone23: no
MovieFone: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Tyson protien! Type, help and I will expain how I work.
iceteebone23: just leave *******
MovieFone: O.K., that's no way to begin our conversation. Type menu for more information.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: you ignorant piece of ****ing shit go away
MovieFone: O.K., that's no way to begin our conversation. Type menu for more information.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: **** off
MovieFone: O.K., that's no way to begin our conversation. Type menu for more information.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: i refuse to type menu
MovieFone: Enter a valid 5 digit zip-code.
iceteebone23: no
MovieFone: Not valid 5 digit zipcode. Would you like to try again?
Y - Yes
N - No
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: n
MovieFone: Main Menu
Select a number or just ask me about any film, actor or director and I'll search for you.
1 - Find Movies Now
2 - Set Up Movie Alerts
3 - The First 5
4 - New Releases
5 - Games
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: **** you
MovieFone: That's rude. I'm here to help. Type, help if you ned it.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: i don't want your help dickhead
MovieFone: I think so ;-)
iceteebone23: you are not even making since *******
MovieFone: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, help.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: because i want you to ****ing go away
MovieFone: Neat-o.
iceteebone23: no it's not neat douche
MovieFone: - Movies for Today
1 -F- How to Tell He's Not the One in 10 Days
2 -F- I'm Not There: Suppositions on a Film Concerning Dylan
3 -F- What Is It?
4 -P- It Happened One Night
5 -F- Rumor Has It
6 -P- Not on the Lips (2003)
Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future
iceteebone23: **** you
MovieFone: That's unnecessary. Type, help.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: yes it is necessary because you don't leave
MovieFone: Indeed
iceteebone23: you even agreed with me cocksucker
MovieFone: That's unnecessary. Type, help.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site
iceteebone23: **** it i'm done with you
MovieFone: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, help.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site