Punishment for Sh1t Cat!

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

cats **** neways...dogs for teh win!!

heh thats how i was untill i got my cat her name is Thithi like from the mad tv skits. shes kewl unlike some other cats gets along fine with dogs and other animals. if shes doing something she shouldnt be all you gotta do is snap your fingers or clap and shell stop.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yeah i dont really mind cats to much...but i doubt i will own another one..i really dont like animals that shit in the house...even if its in a box...still stinky! I'll keep my great danes and pit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

great danes nice. i want a mini doberman

 

[mikescanlon 10+ year member]

cant leave it outside. It can get out of are front gate and it will go to the neighbors house and they will take it in. i know i threw it outside in a hige rain storm and the next day she came back dry. I was p1ssed!
she already pooped about 1ft away from her food and water. and that is about a ft away from her litter box. i dont get it. she uses the litter box all the time.

sounds like a plan

i cant believe how crazy you guys are.

my girlfriend once brought a cat home to my house, adn it was there for aobut 2 weeks, it had one of those closed-in poop-cages and the cat shit inside that thing like crazy, then it shit all over my bathroom floor, on my bed, and on my guitar, i placed the cat inside the shit carrier, gray taped it shut, put it in the back of my work truck, drove over speed bumps at around 50, and dropped the cat off at some shelter.

fuc k cats.

i hope that stupid cat looked like a big kitty-littered piece of shit when they opened that box.

 

[blackgeltabs 5,000+ posts]

Im with Mountaineer man, Ive owned over 20 Cats in my life.

If the cats old its really hard. With kittens put them in the litter box after they eat, put them in there if you catch them in the act.

If you want to know how to make a calm cool cat then you want to feed it absurd amounts of catnip between the ages of 6 months and 1 year. Everyday just keep them high. Feed it to them until they wont eat anymore and they just go pass out. It keeps them real calm when they get older. I suggest cosmic cat nip.

Some people call that mean, but its the best cat ive ever owned.

 

[Kagymp5 10+ year member]

sounds like a plan

i cant believe how crazy you guys are.

my girlfriend once brought a cat home to my house, adn it was there for aobut 2 weeks, it had one of those closed-in poop-cages and the cat shit inside that thing like crazy, then it shit all over my bathroom floor, on my bed, and on my guitar, i placed the cat inside the shit carrier, gray taped it shut, put it in the back of my work truck, drove over speed bumps at around 50, and dropped the cat off at some shelter.

fuc k cats.

i hope that stupid cat looked like a big kitty-littered piece of shit when they opened that box.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! i praise you! that is the funniest ****ing thing i've read all week! it made my day

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I've owned alot of cats' in my life too.

If she shit in the same spot- move the litterbox to that spot.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

2 things you can do to torture it....put it in a room with a mouse (garage) for like 2 hrs and watch it run itself almost to death trying to catch it....or get a laser pointer and watch it try to catch it for a while......its great excersise for the animals though.

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

How about this?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[mikescanlon 10+ year member]

wow, i bet he didn't plan this thread to turn into what it has, but i'm glad.

down with cats.

i dont see cats being a part of human life in america after, 20 years, like ford, and alpine, thier needs are pushing them too far away from what they bring to the table.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Have you seen boondock saints?

 

[jgarcia9102 10+ year member]

wow seriously, i hope you all ******* Die, soon. its a living animal. I hope your *** gets beat in the same ******* way. i have 3 cats, i have had 10 in the past 16 years. i have rescued 5 of them from *** holes like you. i dont understand how people can treat pets like toys. they arent, they make mistakes, if you dont like the cat ocasionally doing somehting wrong, you shouldnt have gotten one in the first place. now **** off

im glad at least some of you see how this thread has turned wrong...

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Do you change the litter box often? I know someone who had the same problem the cat would use box floor or anything else. Turned out the big problem was it wouldnt go in the cat box if there was sht in it. They got one of those automatic cleaners and it fixed the problem. I dont have cats and dont really like them. I have a german sheapard, and to be honest my dog when I got it at 6 weeks, when we left for work. We would get home the dog would get out of the kennel and trash the house.Anything it could toilet paper all over blinds off the windows, toys shoes you name it. Did this for 3 yrs till we got it all worked out she had seperation anziety we found that out early, but it took her that long and of working with her to get her to were she is now. Its not easy but be happy its just sht. I would of rather came home to that then a house that looked like I had 100 people party at. I wanted to get rid of the dog so bad, I have to admit at first I would loose my temper but didnt beat her. I did some learning and with the vet and found out the problem and worked with her on it. I couldnt see someone having the same problems I had and I cant see giving the dog away because it was born with a problem like that.But once again we knew what would happen when we bought the dog, and thats a risk you have to take with any animal. But as other people have stated if you cant work with it and learn how to fix the problem you shouldnt have one at this time.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

Have you seen boondock saints?

fricken awesome movie