Post your fortunes

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I just ate some chinese and got a fortune that says "Today is a disastrous day. If you cant beat 'em, join 'em."

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

"Ye who pulls your finger will die!"

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

buying a salad at McDonalds is like buying vitamins from a crack dealer.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I just ate some chinese and got a fortune that says "Today is a disastrous day. If you cant beat 'em, join 'em."

I got the same fortune the other day

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

My friend got one that said "You will get new clothes soon"

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

Good things are being said about you... in bed.

 

[AVSTANG02]

"You will succeed at everything you try"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I got one before that said "wealth will come to you in another lifetime."

I was like wtf?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

"You will succeed at everything you try"

I would've tried to cure cancer.

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

You may yearn for perfection, but mediocrity is your fate.

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

I got this one last week, "Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom"

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Remember that episode of Rocko where Filbert got one that said "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

RML ftw

 

[VarsityBumper 10+ year member]

"Good ideas will spring forth naturally from your mind in the coming week"