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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Id say 2, usually the breakdown point

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

somehow i don't think u "forgot"

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

how in the hell do youforget to pull out... i mean, i can understand getting caught up in the moment. but i ALWAYS have a mental picture of a little kid that snaps me back to where i am and makes me pul out...

go get the morning after pill. do it... better to spend a couple hundred now than several thousand in 9 months.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

you can get the morning after pill for free at planned parent hood.

so do it.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

uh.

pwnt by spooge

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

should of just sucked the poison out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

should of just sucked the poison out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Felching ftw.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

you can get the morning after pill for free at planned parent hood.
so do it.

Might have to check into that.

I didn't forget, I thought people would see the sarcasm there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Like Hoss said, I got caught up in the moment. Stupid womenz talking dirty to me!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Last time it took 3 months, so we shall see.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I pray for her period, but she will then tell me, while my first child I went through 2 periods and still had her.

Tear!

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Might have to check into that.
I didn't forget, I thought people would see the sarcasm there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Like Hoss said, I got caught up in the moment. Stupid womenz talking dirty to me!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

take your women with you though. they wont give it to you.

btw give them a donation. even 5 bucks is chill. they do all this **** shit for free. and on top of all this they give you a big *** brown paper bag full of condoms and lube for free //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif. its a good place.

 

[njaykaplan 10+ year member]

For anyone that was taught in high school that weed kills your sperm count, they lie. If it did, do you how many men would be smoking their sperm retarded over wanting to use condoms //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif. I learned this the hard way, now the pill ftw.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

take your women with you though. they wont give it to you.
btw give them a donation. even 5 bucks is chill. they do all this **** shit for free. and on top of all this they give you a big *** brown paper bag full of condoms and lube for free //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif. its a good place.

Thanks mang! I will tell her about it. I wasn't gonna go by myself anyway, lol! Takes two to tango, so I would have dragged her *** anyway. I betcha she says no anyway. She seems to want more kids when we screw knowing she is a baby factory, yet when we talk about it, she says you need to go get fixed! Ummm............ok then. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[mile098 10+ year member]

depending on her last period. don't ask me how i know this just read it. your semen 'lives' in her about 72 hours. she ovulates once a month for a period of 2-3 days. it's usually aprox. 14 days after her last period. now go do the math.

btw it takes at least 3 ml of semen for even a possibility, and even if its in those 6-7 crucial days it still doesn't mean she got preggo.

the exception is if she was on the pill and had stopped taking them 2-3 months back. then the cycle is mixed up, and the possibility increases exponentionaly

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

depending on her last period. don't ask me how i know this just read it. your semen 'lives' in her about 72 hours. she ovulates once a month for a period of 2-3 days. it's usually aprox. 14 days after her last period. now go do the math.
btw it takes at least 3 ml of semen for even a possibility, and even if its in those 6-7 crucial days it still doesn't mean she got preggo.

the exception is if she was on the pill and had stopped taking them 2-3 months back. then the cycle is mixed up, and the possibility increases exponentionaly

She is different in most cases. She tells me this and she don't seem to lie.......ever, or she is real good at it, lol! She tells me her first kid she got pregnant while she was on the pill and he was wearing a condom. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif I am like WOW, how is that possible? I guess he leaked or something and the pill didn't work? Crazy! Then the next child the condom breaks! Viola, child #2. Then comes in me, granted she was with 1 other guy that got her knocked up and only dated him 1 year and he left when he found out and she had a miscarriage.(SP?) So wasn't ment to be I guess. Then 3 years later I come into the picture thinking I can't have kids. Very seldom do I use protection, I know stupid, but it I can't feel shit with them on. So I have came in quite a few different vag's, lol! Never got them pregnant. So then meet this girl, Miss Baby factory and viola my 1st child. So of course now I am scared as shit with all her stories on how easy it is for her to get pregnant!

Should have learned my lesson, but nope, I didn't pull out and I have a bad feeling.

Oh yeah she was on the pill after we had our child for about 3 months maybe. So she has been off it for about 4 plus now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif Oh well, shit happens.