Dorm rooms almost always ****, but living in dorms is always good times.
Like, for instance, walking into the floor bathroom to discover that somebody took a shit ON the toilet seat.
Good times.
Or having somebody set fire to a cork board in the stairwell and set off the fire alarm at 3 in the morning.....in february.....in -5 degree weather. And yes, thats a negative sign before the 5.
But, all crappy things aside, living in dorms is fun.
On a side note, I'm still wondering how a person managed to shit ON the seat. That must have taken some serious effort.