Po Po dont like the Lows......

Damn dude, you went 0 for 4 in spelling license....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
He's not as think as you drunk he is Ocifer

 
I got a speeding ticket for doing 95 in a 70.

My problem was I was Overtaking a Semi Truck so i had gunned it so that i could get out of their 1) blind spot and 2) the crazy winds which were rocking the my ride in unpleasant ways

I would have taken it to court, but wife in hospital, Work going stir crazy, leaving the country in 2 weeks, just didn't have the time to drive up to tampa and appeal it.

Getting pulled over by sheriff........................$0

Class to reduce ticket and remove points $40

Ticket..................................................$280

Going 95 in a 70.......................................Priceless (j/k)

 
Im about to get charged for 2 counts of felony, some little ***** ratted me out for breaking,entering,and stealing all the candy in my local baseball field concession stands...

 
I always read about how so many of you guys get tickets. There are so few cops that write tickets for anything besides speeding. Most of the time, they will even let you off for that. I have been pulled over 3 times and only 1 ticket. They dont care about loud stereos at all either. I sat next to an undercover (yeah right, everyone knows there are cops) at a stoplight for probly 2 minutes with my stereo bumping and all my windows down. They did not care.

Your system must of been too quiet!

 
Apparently if he's fixing to catch a double felony there isn't anything legal about his particular level of retarded at all! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Lol legally retarded means you are actually dumb enough to qualify under the classification as "Mentally handicapped". Hes definately not to bright if he broke into a place to steal candy.

All my relatives live in Kansas to, maybe I'm related to this foo. MR.T:rolleyes:

 
lol, it was a spur of the moment thing, i had the munchies... no gloves, they claim to have my fingerprints on an open mountain dew can i left there. I was thirsty after all that hard work. I live in northeastern kansas about 15 miles from leavenworth.

 
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