OMG...i have the worst timing

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

So i was sitting here browsing thru last nights posting this morning and all of a sudden it felt like the bottom of my intestines dropped about 6 inches. Being as the computer in my bedroom is right next to the bathroom door, i didn't panic. I calmly walk over to the toilet and drop trousers.

Then, to my horror, as my bowels begin to shift and last nights batch of flaming hot chili begins it's escape...i remember the secret ingredient.....Scottish Bonnet. For those who don't know what a Scottish Bonnet is...google the hottest peppers in the world list and see where it ranks!!!!

Well the bad timing part comes in here, i must have had a hemerroid or something because it felt like someone jammed an incinadary or white phosphorus grenade up my ***. As i writhed in pain, looking something similar to doing the African Anteaters dance, i screamed for my wife, who promptly came a running. I told her to help me ,so she ran for the new box of baby wipes. Oh what a lovely feeling, to have a nice new, wet baby wipe removing all that hot pepper juice from my burning bung hole.

Moral of this story, either keep the peppers on the shelf or be prepared for the aftermath.

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[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

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[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

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i SWEAR i would post if not for fear of being banned.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

nice

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

yowsa. i've had some mild pepper experiences. but not too bad lol.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

i'm working my way up to the world's hottest pepper...the Naga Jolokia....but the scotch bonnets are about the third down on the list. The red savina habanero is next...

 

[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

you're nuts.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

you're nuts.

i must be...to want to try hotter chili

 

[tRidiot 10+ year member]

Scotch bonnet peppers are un-****ing-real. Up to 350,000 Scoville units.

Black habaneros can reputedly be up to 1,000,000 though. Who knows, they're all ridiculously hot. lol

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

thai dragons?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

officially.......Naga Jolokia's are hottest, then red savina habas, then bonnets.there are other sources that claim different but this is the most reputable source.

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

Yikes. Your sick in the head mang.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

nah...my head is fine,especially after all the sweating...it got rid of sme toxins in my skin

my bottom end on the other hand....feels like its sunburned

 

[OoMesKoO 10+ year member]

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071026162420.htm

Thats what the hottest pepper in the world looks like? And your supposed to eat that?

Screw that shit. lol.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

jesus christ. i could barely do the b-dubs hot wing challenge.. lol.