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[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

Because he's a retard. He should be castrated with the rest of them. Form a line plop your dick in the paper slicer, and be done with it.

Honestly I would have rather done this then be where I am today.. Stupid me.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Because he's a retard. He should be castrated with the rest of them. Form a line plop your dick in the paper slicer, and be done with it.

You don't know what castration is do you? It's removing the balls, not the cock.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Because he's a retard. He should be castrated with the rest of them. Form a line plop your dick in the paper slicer, and be done with it.

lol, he's a dumbass e-thug, it happens

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

You don't know what castration is do you? It's removing the balls, not the ****.

chop something off, as long as they don't reproduce it's all good

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

**** dude, that was a great joke for a condom thread.
youre so original.

let me guess, here come a buncha 16 and 17 year olds making more dick jokes..

i guess i should say, this thread is for the guys who ACTUALLY GET LAID

Let me guess?
You actually get laid?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

obviously he can't finish the job if he can't feel himself and needs ultra thin condoms

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

just find ur self a girl thats older and has had a few kids then her shit will be tied and burd so no babys so no comdom needed just let loose and ahhhh its great but the kids can get annoying little fukers lol

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

just find ur self a girl thats older and has had a few kids then her shit will be tied and burd so no babys so no comdom needed just let loose and ahhhh its great but the kids can get annoying little fukers lol

home wrecker!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

IUD's ftw

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You don't know what castration is do you? It's removing the balls, not the cock.

Whatever, it gets the job done either way.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

IED's ftw

You wanna blow the bitch up?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

i believe in a woman's choice. And when she doesn't make the right one i kick her in the stomach. Problem solved

Well I guess me being here with 2 kids and you being here with none, I should have had gotten your advice 3 years ago and done this..

Trust me, being 19 isnt cool having two kids... I do look at all my buddys and laugh because there mammas bought all there shit and I have 2 kids and a house as well as a ride with the rims and the beat...

I do have to give love to one of my only home boys that was smart enough to not have kids, go to college, still live with parents, and make decent money being 18 years old, and he has a car cleaner that 98% of the people out here...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Have an affair with a married chick, so if she does get pregnant, she won't tell her husband and you'll be off the hook.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

You wanna blow the bitch up?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

i have a feeling sublime is a necrophiliac, so that's the wrong way to go

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

You wanna blow the bitch up?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

after. sure fire way to not have illegitimates

 

[BreakingBad]

after 2 pages, still have yet to see a brand or type.

ive learned to zone out the gay/female comments after being on this froum since aug 06.