Omfglmaoz Condoms

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

must burns when u pee

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Hows your ****** gonna fit a condom?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

they make them for female too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Do like me and listen to the dumb ***** that says she cant get pregnant and impregnate her, and after she has the kid and you have to wait the six weeks, wait the six weeks you want to bust a load so bad you do it again and have another...

You need to be castrated.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Do like me and listen to the dumb ***** that says she cant get pregnant and impregnate her, and after she has the kid and you have to wait the six weeks, wait the six weeks you want to bust a load so bad you do it again and have another...

ur wife lies a lot doesn't she?

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

they make them for female too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I know:fyi:

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

You need to be castrated.

lol

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I know:fyi:

put that up his ******* and he's good to go

 

[93EXT 10+ year member]

Do like me and listen to the dumb ***** that says she cant get pregnant and impregnate her, and after she has the kid and you have to wait the six weeks, wait the six weeks you want to bust a load so bad you do it again and have another...

Oh ya, you hit the nail on the head with that one... been there....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Women lie to **** much

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

put that up his ******* and he's good to go

I dont wanna put anything up his *******

He can do that himself with his boyfriend.

I dont play on that team.

 

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

ur wife lies a lot doesn't she?

As said above, she lied the first time, after that I had to be the WELL FIT DAD, and couldnt **** around and then when it was "time she could have *** again" I was so ready to bust a load, I did.. Right after they have one is the worst time to have *** BTW

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

who the hell would believe a bitch? Best method i know of is to pull out and bust on her face. And even if she gets pregnant u still have memory of busting on her face to make u feel better

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

As said above, she lied the first time, after that I had to be the WELL FIT DAD, and couldnt **** around and then when it was "time she could have *** again" I was so ready to bust a load, I did.. Right after they have one is the worst time to have *** BTW

did she make her pussy clap?

 

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

Oh ya, you hit the nail on the head with that one... been there....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif
Women lie to **** much

Quotes like this compared to the others shows who has been there and who has not..

Luckily to the ones who are making dumbass remarks havent been there..

To people like me and you we are so **** sorry... lol

 

[jdeaton]

THESE should suit you well

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

did she make her pussy clap?

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