Oh my.

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

I will give simsonbuck some props. I did laugh several times during this thread.

Wait, do people actually think I take this shit seriously? Lmfao I post blogs to annoy the piss out of people. I try not to be liked.

your pretty good.

what was this thread about again? lol

 

[headlesskoopa 10+ year member]

Yes I am a redneck. I drive a kia hatchback and my girlfriend is hispanic.
I also don't measure my penis size by how much I can drink.

Shouldn't you be groping your sister in the basement by now?

going in my sig

 

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

going in my sig

thats the 3rd time he has been siggd today

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Oh shit, I forgot to find a picture of everyone in Morgantown ****ing sheep while smiling with no teeth. **** thats right, im in the wrong fucking part of the state.

Hmmm... These pictures give me a few ideas for PhotoShop. Too bad I'm not at home.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q. What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A. Pumpkin

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

 

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

Q. What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A. Pumpkin

lol sig worthy!

 

[alex5857 10+ year member]

You broke rules 1&2

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Exerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book

Foreclose

If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

Rectum

I had two Lexus coups, but my old lady rectum.

Hotel

I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

Disappointment

My parole officer told me that if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.

Israel

Alozono tried to sell me a rolex watch. I said man this looks fake. He said what a joke that watch israel.

Catacomb

Don King was at the fight the other night, somebody should get that catacomb.

Undermine

There is a fine looking chick living in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic

When I was 11 my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.

Iraq

When we got to the pool hall I told my uncle you break Iraq.

Stain

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

Seldom

Darnell gave me two tickets to the game, and I want to seldom.

Odyssey

I told my brother you odyssey the tits on that hoe.

Horde

My sister got in trouble because she horde around.

Tripoli

My ol lady wanted a bra for her birthday but I couldn't find a tripoli.

Fortify

I axed the ho how much and she said fortify. is the price honey

Income

I just got in bed with lois and income my wife.

 

[chunky cumz 10+ year member]

Exerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book
Foreclose

If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money ....ect.

he is fast

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Lots of good stuff here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bmxbikes 10+ year member]

I laffed.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A new law recently passed in West Viginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.