Oh my.

I know I shower fast bmx. The chore of not having to shampoo my sister's hair is a real time saver. I bet you have to wake up 20 minutes earlier than me to get to class on time.

 
Pretty fast shower. Or was it a sponge bath?
I use a dead squirrel I found on the side of the road as a sponge as the Eers do.. I'm trying to walk a day in the life of Bmx, think like they do, so I can help save the state from gingivitis.

I swear to almighty God I will make them lose their fear of toothpaste.

 
I use a dead squirrel I found on the side of the road as a sponge as the Eers do.. I'm trying to walk a day in the life of Bmx, think like they do, so I can help save the state from gingivitis.
I swear to almighty God I will make them lose their fear of toothpaste.

That's a mighty noble mission you have there! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
That's a mighty noble mission you have there! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
It would be easier for me to knock out Mike Tyson in his prime. This is the mountain that stands before me.

 
ut oh, someone is trying to bring this back to subject, hurry dbfan more wv lines!
but he's from FLA.

Florida State Mottos

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.

FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

FLORIDA: Relax...Retire...ReVote.

FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?

FLORIDA: Where your vote counts...and counts...and counts...

FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.

FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.

Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.

FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.

FLORIDA: This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us!

FLORIDA: Once is never enough!

FLORIDA: We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes!

FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.

FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.

FLORIDA: We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded!

FLORIDA: Don't count on us!

FLORIDA: Home of the edible chad.

FLORIDA: Bumbling better than ever!

 
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