Oh my god..

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

how bout those farts that are so bad that not even you can stand them. I mean, usually, your own farts arent as bad to you as they are to others, but sometimes, after you eat mexican or something, your farts make your own eyes water

I bet you fart in the bathtub and then try to bite the bubbles.

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i honestly dont fart very much at all and when i do they dont smell.... its a ****ing curse because my friends can bomb the car but i can never get back at them.... but when i know im going to have a good one i make it count, usually over their face when they're sleeping.... wonder how bad that ****s with their dreams?

That reminds me of that movie I just recently saw. (THE BENCHWARMERS) Was ok, but loved the part where they got the dorky kid on the ground and kid squats like a catcher and just blows one right at his nose. I mean his *** was just about touching it. Was funny and gross in the same sense. Strange feeling it twas.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

i want to thank whoever enlightened me to the word 'shart' as i actually used it quite suscessfully to talk my way out of dinner with an ex of mine on the phone tonight!

she asked me to dinner, and i told her i had friendly's for lunch, and felt like i was going to shart my pants, hahahaha

i don't think she'll be calling me anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

so thank you, you're a god

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

offical tea bag thread

 

[jaycross 10+ year member]

farting..... one of the finer things in life

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

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that one smells good

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

its sad... women dont understand it

truer words have never been spoken

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

 

[wlmrs 10+ year member]

I love the smell of my farts,but when it comes down to someone elses......Get the fukk away from me!

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

We play the farting game at work. We try to get someones face as close to your *** before you frt as possible.

Frickin nasty. Farts do inddeed have their own windpower.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

ya lol, one of my fav's too

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

how many diffrent fart smells do you have? mine are :

beer - very nasty but dissipate quick

egg - i move away (one of the deadlyest)

beans - nice aroma, i stay and savor.

potatoes - rank dry smell.

milk - check for wetness afterwards.

orange juice - little sweet tangy stank.

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I had eggs one time before bed, I was laying there in the cold... all covered up including my head and I farted...

WORST smell in my LIFE but it was sooo warm so I stayed. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

Try giving your signifigant other a dutch oven, thats true love.

Pull the covers over her head, hold her down and let it rip. Whatever you do dont let her go till the smell is gone. She will appreciate your finer qualities more after this.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

There are so many different farts out there...maybe one day the ladies will understand. Now I can understand it being rude in public, but at the house...what the fvck? I know it stinks but its not going to kill you and only the good ones make the room smell for awhile lol

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

My girl hates it when I fart... I'll "break her in" [get her used to it] eventually...