Oh my god..

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i once farted and my pants fell down in Target, true story

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i didn't wear a belt that day

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

hahaha good job luke

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Just about gassed out the little lady last night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[PWNSMAN]

hahaha good job luke//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Just about gassed out the little lady last night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

THATS FUKIN BADASS

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

youre lacking enthusiasm

Im disappointed pwnsman

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[PWNSMAN]

better?

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

hahaha good job luke//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Just about gassed out the little lady last night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Give her a clothespin for her nose Brian so she can't smell your farts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif idk if Kitty of Doom cares about the smell hehe

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

one day last semester I go into my housemates room to chillax

first thing he says is hey

i got a secret

I think I just sharted myself

beautiful man, just beautiful

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i was 13 at the time too and if a hot girl had seen me i'd ask her to kindly pull up my pants //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

how bout those farts that are so bad that not even you can stand them. I mean, usually, your own farts arent as bad to you as they are to others, but sometimes, after you eat mexican or something, your farts make your own eyes water

I did one of those this morning.. smelt like sewage, I almost gagged.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

when i was like 14 my mom had gone an got my girlfriend an when we were takin her home i let loose a silent fart an it stunk really bad an after that we were going home an passed by a sewage plant an she still thinks it was the plant haha

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

when i was like 14 my mom had gone an got my girlfriend an when we were takin her home i let loose a silent fart an it stunk really bad an after that we were going home an passed by a sewage plant an she still thinks it was the plant haha

lol silent farts rock...as long as you can fake it with an environment clause like you did, nice thinking man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif free post lol

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I just had 2 chairshakers. i almost gagged at the smell.

... and yall thought this thread was dead. NEVER

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

lately i have had some sulfur smelling farts...

it's terrible