Official Spidermonkey for president 08' write-in Thread.

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

1- Propose that all citizens can carry concealed weapons.2- No more Jails. Firing squads only.

3- Legalizing ************ for desperate people

4- Profit

5- Outlaw taxation on monkeys

6- Use military force to get Goob to give Dan his shirt.

7- Reinstate Randy Savage to Moderator with full exoneration from any wrong doing.

8- Remove Goob from power and promote TechnoViking to master and commander.

9- Extradite SethPhillips to the most illiterate part of Africa so he can be treated like a worldy scholar

10- Nuke Mexico to stop illegal immigration and create more beach front property

11- All existing illegal immigrants are assigned an owner. One illegal per lot of land with existing lawn

12- Coming soon....

hmmm...so you pulled a hillary on me. i gave you my vote and you did nothing for me. i vote assassination.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Explain why you need to tote around a fricken assault rifle, and I will consider it.

I have to admit.....it would be totally kick ***.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

I would like to have a choice, after all, one weapon may match an outfit better than another?

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Just realized another important topic.

rat poison? why not just put some prunes for the old folks and quarters for the poor folk on those sticky rat mats instead?

i think it would be funnier watching them struggle getting unglued with their raggedy clothes and walkers than having them foam at the mouth.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

How will you go about fixing the economy?

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Who would be in consideration for Vice President?

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

You sir, are BRILLIANT! You shall be a member of my cabinet. I will put you in charge of domestic relations. You will be in charge of shutting down a social services that do not fit my agenda, starting with welfare.

I want in:fyi:

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I voted I could give a shit.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Update for George
1- Propose that all citizens can carry concealed weapons.

2- No more Jails. Firing squads only.

3- Legalizing ************ for desperate people

4- Profit

5- Outlaw taxation on monkeys

6- Use military force to get Goob to give Dan his shirt.

7- Reinstate Randy Savage to Moderator with full exoneration from any wrong doing.

8- Remove Goob from power and promote TechnoViking to master and commander.

9- Extradite SethPhillips to the most illiterate part of Africa so he can be treated like a worldy scholar

10- Nuke Mexico to stop illegal immigration and create more beach front property

11- All existing illegal immigrants are assigned an owner. One illegal per lot of land with existing lawn

12- Give all poor and/or old people the option of picking the blue pill or the red pill (both secretly laced in rat poison

13- Legalize marijuana, but only for real stoners. The medically ill are still shit out of luck.

14- Coming soon....

once again.. im starting to like what i see here.......

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Update for George
1- Propose that all citizens can carry concealed weapons.

2- No more Jails. Firing squads only.

3- Legalizing ************ for desperate people

4- Profit

5- Outlaw taxation on monkeys

6- Use military force to get Goob to give Dan his shirt.

7- Reinstate Randy Savage to Moderator with full exoneration from any wrong doing.

8- Remove Goob from power and promote TechnoViking to master and commander.

9- Extradite SethPhillips to the most illiterate part of Africa so he can be treated like a worldy scholar

10- Nuke Mexico to stop illegal immigration and create more beach front property

11- All existing illegal immigrants are assigned an owner. One illegal per lot of land with existing lawn

12- Give all poor and/or old people the option of picking the blue pill or the red pill (both secretly laced in rat poison

13- Legalize marijuana, but only for real stoners. The medically ill are still shit out of luck.

14- Coming soon....

a political candidate that actually stand by his word! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/toast.gif.bc0657bf54b9ee653b6438524461341e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/clap.gif.178cba2c538c68e720c727fcb024b19c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif:inlove:

VIVA SPIDER MONKEY!!!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

I want in:fyi:

you sir will make a great fluffer..