Official CarAudio.com Racial Joke Thread

[nathanh 10+ year member]

how do you starve a ******? put his food stamps in his work boots.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench? a bench can support a family.

why doesn't mexico have a olympic team(i know they do)? cause all that can run jump and swim are all ready here.

how are black people and tornado's alike? only takes one to screw up a neiborhood.

just a few off the top of my head. lol

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?

Shit on a stick!

Why do niggers always have *** on their minds?

Because they have pubes on their heads!

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

Did you hear the one about . .

. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"

I like black people . . .

. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

What does a niggers and an ice hockey player have in common?

They both change their pads after 3 periods!

Why do blacks have white hands and feet?

They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

Why do black people have white hands?

They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

Why do black people have white hands?

Everyone has some good in them!

Why do black people have white hands?

It rubs off the cop cars!

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?

They're easier to spot!

What do you call two blacks on one bike?

Organized crime!

Why are niggers getting stronger?

T.V.s are getting bigger!

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?

Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?

To keep the flies away from the chicken!

I have a few more as well...

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

What's wrong with 4 black guys in a Cadillac driving off a cliff?

The caddy can fit up to 5.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

That's more like it. Keep it coming

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

i better not get banned for this...

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

Difference between a pizza and a jew?

Pizza don't scream in an oven.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

i better not get banned for this...

Deerhunt is a member of this board and he only gets banned when Noah gets drunk.

 

[shaneb 10+ year member]

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[craigzter 10+ year member]

blah

 

[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

i am done for now. haha

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

I actually had the first white person I've ever seen ask if we take bridge/EBT cards at my job a few days ago. He did have two black kids with him though.

 

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

what does ab lincoln, JFK, and obama have in common...

nothing yet.

kinda racial i guess. heard it today

 

[kaimana 10+ year member]

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.

 

[kaimana 10+ year member]

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started ******* her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

 

[kaimana 10+ year member]

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up bitches.