Official CarAudio.com Racial Joke Thread

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I'll start it off.

Why do Mexicans make tomales on Christmas Eve?

So their kids have something to unwrap Christmas morning.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

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[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

People are like jelly beans, noone likes the black ones.
No offense to any black guys on here, just a joke, im sure you have one about white people.

Reminds me of one of the "Do you believe" threads last week. When you stick your hands in a jar of jellybeans, do believe the black ones will steal your watch?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

Santa is walking down the sidewalk on one side of the street and a group of three girls pass by him on the other side of the street. The girls say, "Hey Santa!". Santa, himself, the replies Ho Ho Ho..

old one but funny imo.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Come on, all the racist bastards here and we can't do better than this??

Let's go!!!

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

How do you save a black guy from drowning?

(Take your foot off his head)

How do you baby sit a black baby?

(wet its lips and stick to the wall)

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

why arent there any black people on the moon?

cuz there aint no cotton

 

[David19 10+ year member]

People are like jelly beans, noone likes the black ones.
No offense to any black guys on here, just a joke, im sure you have one about white people.

Don't worry about offending black people on here.

Kove is banned

Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?

Who really cares?

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

how do you keep nigglets (black kids) from jumping on your bed?

put velcro on the celing.

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[craigzter 10+ year member]

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?

They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

why arent there any black people on the moon?



cuz there aint no cotton

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

A Problem

What do you call two black guys on the moon?

Two Problems.

What do you call all the black people on the moon?

Problem solved

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

why can black people run so fast?

because all the slow ones are in jail

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

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[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire?A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

******s.

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[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

This thread will be good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I try