Now i'm pissed off

[Ken448 10+ year member]

thats fvcked man and Id be beyond pissed! Wife and I would be having a little chat weather her friend was there or not. Calling you selfish?!? Wow!

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

maybe you should bump the amplitude when you're pissed so they know you're serious when it comes to pizza and chicken wings.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

dropping that wife and finding one that'll respect you would be a good idea too.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

do tis then when she walks into the room run out yeling like the other guy said dick swinging and all! just do it. what will happen? you dont like them anyways and it will be a good story to tell the grandkids!

i would do the streaking thing except they have 2 young daughters...not really down for a trip to jail. Plus, i wouldn't be able to finish your box if i'm in jail.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

the delivery boy used too much time alignment and delayed too much. that noob.

yeah he did...the pizza was even cold when he got here.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

i would do the streaking thing except they have 2 young daughters...not really down for a trip to jail. Plus, i wouldn't be able to finish your box if i'm in jail.

1. Open bedroom door

2. Scream "Kids cover your eyes"

3. Proceed with the meatspin parade

Or just rail out some knuckle children on you wife's side of the bed and call it a night

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

dropping that wife and finding one that'll respect you would be a good idea too.

fuggin white women....i bet if i woulda married my Korean girlfriend that she would not have let them disrespect me like that.

 

[michaellane 5,000+ posts]

i would do the streaking thing except they have 2 young daughters...not really down for a trip to jail. Plus, i wouldn't be able to finish your box if i'm in jail.

first the box can wait if you go streak! plus its ur house. you cant go to jail for running ***** in your house. second if the pizza was cold call them and they will bring you a new one for free. i work at pizza hut trust me

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

1. Open bedroom door2. Scream "Kids cover your eyes"

3. Proceed with the meatspin parade

Or just rail out some knuckle children on you wife's side of the bed and call it a night

i can do that......or perhaps a blast of dick snot on her toothbrush

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Long story short....about 1.5 hours ago, my wife ordered some pizza and wings for us (me, her and my 9 year old son). It took 1 hour to get here. In that time, her best friend, her husband, and their 2 kids show up. Well pizza boy didn't remember to bring pop so i jump in the car to go get pop. I'm gone 10 minutes, and when i get back, there is 1 stinking piece of pizza left, no wings. So i ask my wife, where's my food and she's like "oh, i guess its gone" So i go to my bedroom cause i'm pissed and now she's calling me a selfish *******. I paid $32 out of my pocket and i'm the one who's selfish. Go figure

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

at least you have pizza delivery...the bastards won't deliver where I live...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[thieves 10+ year member]

tell them to leave and never to come back unless they have 2 pizzas a 2 dozen wings. then say, "now get the **** out"

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

first the box can wait if you go streak! plus its ur house. you cant go to jail for running ***** in your house. second if the pizza was cold call them and they will bring you a new one for free. i work at pizza hut trust me

these fegs around here don't care. They will say "oh, we'll send you a coupon in the mail" we've tried that before

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i would make my wife get me some more food after they left and then later a bj

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

thats some funny shit right there