No *** Since 1955!!

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

NO *** SINCE 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had ***?'

' 1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no *** since 1955!' She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!'

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

Found this on another forum. Gave me a good laugh and I figured I would share.

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

hahaha good one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

lol

good one there.

 

[bsean63 10+ year member]

lol

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

lmao

 

[jbizzle 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

ahh that was great

 

[poundindak69]

hahah that funny as hell

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

That took me a second....awesome though.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Pretty good, sadly I should have guessed the 1955 thing, but I didn't, lol.

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

LOL.

Funny shietttt

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

cool

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

I guess ill be the first. I dont understand?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I guess ill be the first. I dont understand?

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[cycloneman 10+ year member]

Military time - 19:55 = 7:55pm

21:30 = 9:30pm